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Funny story: Edinburgh Zoo's panda on medical marijuana program after 'losing' cub

Edinburgh Zoo's panda on medical marijuana program after 'losing' cub

Edinburgh, Scotland - Feckless time-wasting panda Tian Tian has been accused of faking yet another pregnancy despite a certificate of fecundity from keepers at Shanghai Zoo from which she is on loan. Scottish veterinarians had become convinced the...
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Funny story: Kerry Kennedy joins pot dating website

Kerry Kennedy joins pot dating website

New York - Strawberry blond divorcee Kerry Kennedy has registered with specialist pot lovers' dating website www.my420SpliffySoulMate.con said to be the smart way of finding new sources of combustible smoking supplies without the tedium of dealers.
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Funny story: Albertsons buys Safeways

Albertsons buys Safeways

NEW YAWK, NEW YAWK -- As more states move to legalize "medical marijuana" use, Albertsons will purchase Safeway in an attempt to "take on" Walmart, and the two supermarket chains will compete as one against the world's largest retailer (yes, that wou...
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Funny story: President Obama Has A Weed Problem

President Obama Has A Weed Problem

Yesterday at a news conference President Obama said that marijuana is no more dangerous than alcohol. He also said that he approved of the use of medical marijuana under controlled conditions governed by state law. As he said this, sweat dripped d...
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Funny story: Caught with Pot, Governor Regrets Not Legalizing Marijuana

Caught with Pot, Governor Regrets Not Legalizing Marijuana

Saying he should have gone along with the state legislature last year and signed the bill decriminalizing personal possession of marijuana, West Dakota Governor Cody Stevens pardoned himself after he was arrested last night for possession of the ille...
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Funny story: Most Marijuana Smokers Can't Recall if they Voted to Legalizing Marijuana or Not.

Most Marijuana Smokers Can't Recall if they Voted to Legalizing Marijuana or Not.

John Posey of Bent Creek in Washington State says he remembers telling his friends that he intended to vote to legalize marijuana when that initiative was offered on the November 6th ballot. However, Mr. Posey also stated that he got high on some...
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Funny story: Strategic Cannabis Reserve mooted for drought-hit California

Strategic Cannabis Reserve mooted for drought-hit California

Los Angeles - Dwindling bud supplies have virtually dried up in parts of California prompting calls for the creation of a state-wide Strategic Cannabis Reserve modeled on Big Oil's Gulf of Mexico emergency storage facilities. The proposal has the...
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Funny story: White House announces that V.P. uses medical marijuana.

White House announces that V.P. uses medical marijuana.

After years of excuses from the White House regarding apparent misspeaking's from the administrations second in command. The White House press secretary Jay Carney announced that V.P. Joe Biden's recent remarks about "stringing them up" was a side ef...
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Funny story: Hopping John Medical Center To Release Full Cannabinoids Study

Hopping John Medical Center To Release Full Cannabinoids Study

Baltimore, Maryland - Dr. Hunson Bunnneydew, MD, D.O., J.D, Director of Immunological Studies And Tranny Repair with a shiny head and no tattoo, plans to release the full study: "Treats of the Impact of Organic Absences on Choice and Treats Of t...
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Funny story: Medical Marijuana in Small Town in Virginia

Medical Marijuana in Small Town in Virginia

As amazing as it may seem, Gloucester county is selecting a hearing date on legalizing government cannabis groups, which may grow and sell medical cannabis to Medical Marijuana owners across the country. The board will be making votes, but most o...
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Funny story: Medicinal marijuana prescription as Papa Ratzi battles joint disease

Medicinal marijuana prescription as Papa Ratzi battles joint disease

Rome - He's suffering from degenerative arthrosis that's said to have affected his hips, ankles, toes and niece (sic). Today Vatican medics let it be known they've prescribed medicinal marijuana to help ease His Holiness into the High Altar and -...
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Funny story: National Hemp Foundation to Reveal Memory Loss Statistics but Misplaces Report

National Hemp Foundation to Reveal Memory Loss Statistics but Misplaces Report

Bertrum Wallins from the National Hemp Foundation was scheduled for a 9:00AM press conference yesterday in Washington D.C., but cancelled the event at the last minute. Insiders at the NHF say that Wallins had lost the actual report. Apparently una...
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Funny story: U.K. Study Claims Crossing of Arms Reduces Pain

U.K. Study Claims Crossing of Arms Reduces Pain

Scientists from University College London released a report yesterday that supported the claim that a simple crossing of arms in front of the midsection dramatically reduces the feeling of pain. Supposedly blocking some signals to the brain, the c...
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Funny story: Walking the Talk: House Republicans,Glenn Beck Call on Americans to Reject Medicare, Veterans Benefits

Walking the Talk: House Republicans,Glenn Beck Call on Americans to Reject Medicare, Veterans Benefits

Fresh from the victory of passing the 2012 budget in the U.S. House of Representatives, Congressman Paul Ryan and Congressman Michelle Bachmann took to the steps of the U.S Capitol, calling on Americans to take "bold new steps" to show their support for the Republican-sponsored budget plan. "This new budget plan is a breath of fresh air," beamed Ryan. "It identifies so-called entitlements for...
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