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Today it was his turn for the big gong, the Medal of Honor, imbuing President Obama with lots of self worth.
"You fought s...
SAN DEIGO, CA -This Friday, a local resident will be awarded the countries highest honor for his valiant show of heroism and courage in Bakaara last Monday.
Seventeen year old Connor Radington repeatedly avenged and rescued several of his teamm...
T.I.T.V (the TV channel responsible for bringing you "I'm A Celebrity I Like Cheese") has been forced to release an apology after German Sheppard Watchdogs discovered they had being using computer game graphics instead of real life footage to promote...
WASHINGTON, D.C.--When Sgt. Dakota Meyer learned he would receive the Medal of Honor for his heroic actions in Afghanistan, Meyer requested a meeting with President Obama.
Advisors to the President suggested that young soldiers enjoy beer much mor...
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