As the Clinton campaign prepares to go to Portland, Oregon in 3 weeks it is in serious negotiations with the Oregon event organizers. A crisis has emerged over the mayonnaise brand that will be used in potato salad at the event.
It turns out t...
Horror overtook shoppers in an Altrincham ASDA, where a man slipped on a discarded Plum, and skidded head first into a pallet of Mayonnaise.
For the next twelve minutes, the man, a local embalmer, Toby Lion, was encased in the pallet, and with no...
Excitement is growing in the condiments community over speculation that Chelsea star Frank Lampard is to wed his TV presenter squeeze Christine Bleakley in mayonnaise later this year.
Rumours that the wedding will take place at Ashford Castle, Con...
Mayonnaise giants Hellmann's have been rumoured as the biggest source of funding for the continued war in Afghanistan.
According to hearsay and, well, lies, the company has been supplying weapons, intelligence and condiments to British troops afte...
For anyone who has been homeless for more than a day, mayonnaise is a real Godsend. It can be acquired at almost all fast food restaurants for free and it provides just enough calories to sustain one's energy level for a few more miserable hours, or until they can scrounge up something else to eat from a dumpster.
Mayonnaise as we all know is most commonly used as a sandwich spread but duri...
An Afghani Entrepreneur, Alsari-Al Heinze, has today lost out in an Afghanistan court in a battle of copyright and trademark infringements over the production of his mayonnaise.
Heinze's latest product, the first mayonnaise from the region had bee...
Barack Obama, newly sworn in President of the United States, has stated that manufacturers of the condiment mayonnaise are all racists and need to work to change their image. From the White House Press Room, he delivered the following statement.
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