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Funny story: Happy 2013? I Prefer Not To.

Happy 2013? I Prefer Not To.

It seems the Mayans were wrong. The world will keep traveling around the sun, or the sun around the world if you're a Fundamentalist. But this most recent apocalypse averted got me to ruminating, as is my want, about New Year's Eve and all the weight that is arbitrarily attached to this one night's passage of time. It took me back to last New Year's Eve and a question asked me, "What's your resolu...
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Funny story: Super Bowl Loser to be Executed in Prime Time

Super Bowl Loser to be Executed in Prime Time

NEW YORK, N.Y. -- In a dramatic and controversial move to boost television ratings, Fox News today announced the quarterback of this weekend's losing Super Bowl team will be electrocuted on a special live show following the game. A Fox spokesman said...
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Funny story: 2012: Time For A Holiday?

2012: Time For A Holiday?

The prophecy dictated by the Mayans that the world, as we know it, will end in 2012 has been thrown in to doubt after a discovery of writings in a Mayan book 'What We Did On Our Holidays'. The book actually states that the world will end at 20:12.
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Funny story: 2012, Lack Of Passing Obama Health Care Bill, Not End Of The World, Says Mayan

2012, Lack Of Passing Obama Health Care Bill, Not End Of The World, Says Mayan

Apolinario Chili Predixion says that he is tired of being bombarded with wild frantic questions about the Mayan calendar supposedly "running out" on Dec. 21, 2012, and President Obam's health care bill not being passed. After all, it's not the end o...
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Funny story: Smut to Blame for Downfall of Maya Civilization, says Mel Gibson

Smut to Blame for Downfall of Maya Civilization, says Mel Gibson

Yucatan Peninsula, Central America - Smut, considered by some to be a tasty delicacy, was the official cause of the fall of the Maya people states historian, primitive-culture-hobbyist and thespian Mel Gibson. "It got pretty awful toward the end,"...
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Funny story: Mayan temple found in Man's navel

Mayan temple found in Man's navel

It has been confirmed in the scientific journal Nature that a small but perfectly intact Mayan temple has been found in a New York man's navel.
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Funny story: X-Rated, American Spread Eagle reports no de-icing problem in Northeast

X-Rated, American Spread Eagle reports no de-icing problem in Northeast

The world's first topless airline, American Spread Eagle reported no problems today deicing during the storm which recently hit the Northeast. As hundreds of passengers were stranded for hours overnight on airliners that couldn't take off from John F...
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Funny story: Tyler Hansbrough through the heart of darkness resurrected

Tyler Hansbrough through the heart of darkness resurrected

Watching yesterday's game against Boston College, it was evident that the power forward for the North Carolina Tarheels nicknamed, "Psycho T" was getting his game back.
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News Media Will Only Report on Women Not Raped by Cosby

There are now so many Bill Cosby rape accusers that a new one is no longer news; what is news is a woman he hasn't drugged or raped.
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