Pope Francis closed off his visit to Mexico with the ultimate nod of approval to the blending of Catholic teachings with indigenous Mexican spiritual traditions.
Donning a Santa Muerta costume, he climbed to the top of a Mayan pyramid to preside...
It seems the Mayans were wrong. The world will keep traveling around the sun, or the sun around the world if you're a Fundamentalist. But this most recent apocalypse averted got me to ruminating, as is my want, about New Year's Eve and all the weight that is arbitrarily attached to this one night's passage of time. It took me back to last New Year's Eve and a question asked me, "What's your resolu...
NEW YORK, N.Y. -- In a dramatic and controversial move to boost television ratings, Fox News today announced the quarterback of this weekend's losing Super Bowl team will be electrocuted on a special live show following the game. A Fox spokesman said...
The prophecy dictated by the Mayans that the world, as we know it, will end in 2012 has been thrown in to doubt after a discovery of writings in a Mayan book 'What We Did On Our Holidays'.
The book actually states that the world will end at 20:12.
Apolinario Chili Predixion says that he is tired of being bombarded with wild frantic questions about the Mayan calendar supposedly "running out" on Dec. 21, 2012, and President Obam's health care bill not being passed. After all, it's not the end o...
Yucatan Peninsula, Central America - Smut, considered by some to be a tasty delicacy, was the official cause of the fall of the Maya people states historian, primitive-culture-hobbyist and thespian Mel Gibson.
"It got pretty awful toward the end,"...
It has been confirmed in the scientific journal Nature that a small but perfectly intact Mayan temple has been found in a New York man's navel.
The world's first topless airline, American Spread Eagle reported no problems today deicing during the storm which recently hit the Northeast. As hundreds of passengers were stranded for hours overnight on airliners that couldn't take off from John F...
Watching yesterday's game against Boston College, it was evident that the power forward for the North Carolina Tarheels nicknamed, "Psycho T" was getting his game back.
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