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Funny story: Sales of Hot Flash Barbie Skyrocket

Sales of Hot Flash Barbie Skyrocket

Hot Flash Barbie is the newest addition to the Barbie doll franchise. Hot Flash Barbie features flushed skin, tiny beads of sweat on her brow and thinning hair. Accessories include a fan, a large iced beverage and a bottle of estrogen pills. "The...
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Funny story: Does size really matter?

Does size really matter?

It's a man's worst nightmare - to have pictures showing he is not well-endowed circulated on the internet. Photos of a naked Jeremy Clarkson have been dropping into email boxes causing extreme embarrassment for a man who delights in all that is Al...
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Funny story: Iran Bans Imports of Barbie Dolls

Iran Bans Imports of Barbie Dolls

The Iranian Foreign Trade Commission has banned the import and sale of Barbie Dolls within the country. Stating that this doll, one of the most popular and best selling toys in the world, was an evil influence on the Iranian people, the government s...
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Funny story: China selling Real Babies as christmas toys

China selling Real Babies as christmas toys

Chinese Communist Party Official, Fuk Yu, has admitted that a sweat shop in the outskirts of Beijing has been selling real babies instead of plastic toy ones at it's factory.
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Funny story: Presidential Barbie - On Sale Now!

Presidential Barbie - On Sale Now!

Mattel today unveiled it's newest Barbie doll - President Barbie - which looks a lot like Hillary Clinton.
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Funny story: Babies Balk At Bathing Due To Rubber Ducky Recall

Babies Balk At Bathing Due To Rubber Ducky Recall

In yet another massive recall of toys made in China the FDA today announced an immediate nationwide recall of all rubber duckies due to cancer causing yellow dye #247 which was used to give the adorable and much loved toy its attractive color.
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Funny story: Mattel cancels production order from its Chinese-toy manufacture of its latest Transformer character, 'Lead' Zeppelin

Mattel cancels production order from its Chinese-toy manufacture of its latest Transformer character, 'Lead' Zeppelin

New York, New York - It would have been one of the greatest examples of synergy product-tie-in placement ever, say industry insiders, Based on this summer's blockbuster movie, Transformers, Mattel's introduction of the least Transformer chara...
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Funny story: Millions of American Children Lose Their Toys; Millions More Chinese Children Lose Their Jobs.

Millions of American Children Lose Their Toys; Millions More Chinese Children Lose Their Jobs.

As recalls continue to plague Mattel, America's largest toy maker, parents everywhere are struggling to find excuses to reclaim their children's most prized possessions. Susan Johnson of Kansas City says her experience is indicative of what...
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Funny story: Mattel Recalls Heidi Klum

Mattel Recalls Heidi Klum

EL SEGUNDO, CA - Citing safety concerns originating with its Chinese manufacturers, toy company Mattel announced today an immediate recall of Heidi Klum. CEO Robert Eckert said the recall became necessary after an investigation into a Mattel subcont...
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Funny story: Mattel Recalls Billions Of Toys

Mattel Recalls Billions Of Toys

Mattel, the US toymaker, has recalled billions of toys for the second time in two weeks, because traces of the food additive Monosodium glutamate (MSG) were found in them.
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Funny story: Fisher Price and Mattel Unleash Kiddie Bongs, Barbie Bandits

Fisher Price and Mattel Unleash Kiddie Bongs, Barbie Bandits

A video was released to news stations on Sunday morning showing 2 teenagers teaching their toddler brothers and sisters to smoke marijuana. Fisher-Price and Mattel used their quick trigger fingers to react to the market.
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Funny story: Barbie manufacturers Mattel to launch bald Britney Spears doll

Barbie manufacturers Mattel to launch bald Britney Spears doll

Mattel president Jill. E. Barad announced today that they would be launching a new talking Britney Spears doll without any hair. The "Bald Britney" as she is to be called will also be programmed to utter random phrases such as "Hair to...
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Banks will close even earlier on Shortest Day

Banks already close too early for most people's convenience. They will close at 11 am, on the shortest day, this year 'because we can 'says Exec.
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