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Multitude of reporters, journalists and TV personalities send thoughts and prayers

Thoughts and prayers have been shared by several high profile TV personalities and journalists in an attempt to prevent any potential future diabolical act of mass violence. "To the victims of the next tragedy please accept my thoughts and prayers...

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Son's Innocence Lost, Parents Found Guilty

Funny story: Son's Innocence Lost, Parents Found Guilty

Ted Peters, the school counselor at Saint Zeke's Elementary School near Squaresville, Missouri had a hunch that something was amiss. The school board administration warned faculty and staff members to be on high alert for suspicious-looking students...

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N.R.A. Announces "Heat Packin' Pastors" Program

Funny story: N.R.A. Announces "Heat Packin' Pastors" Program

Washington D.C. The NRA is drawing ire from gun control lobbyist over a program aimed at helping pastors in low income communities obtain hand guns and free target shooting courses. The Brady Campaign to Prevent Gun Violence called it "audacious and...

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NCIS Special Agents Gibbs, DiNozzo & Ziva David wrest Washington Navy Yard massacre probe from Feds

Funny story: NCIS Special Agents Gibbs, DiNozzo & Ziva David wrest Washington Navy Yard massacre probe from Feds

Washington - "And don't you dare call me proby!" the head of NCIS thundered at FBI senior agent Tobias C Fornell as specialist Navy cops demanded jurisdiction over today's carnage at DC's Navy Yard. The complex is the scene of a mass shooting with...

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Green Light for Assad Massacre!

Funny story: Green Light for Assad Massacre!

The international community has given the green light to President Assad of Syria to continue massacring his people. The only stipulation is that he hands over his chemical weapons to his Russian pals. Speaking from his luxury yacht off the Syr...

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Assad gets a bonus of 10 days to continue massacre!

Funny story: Assad gets a bonus of 10 days to continue massacre!

Raging maniac Bashal al-Assad, has been given a further 10 days to kill as many of his civilians in a surprise turn of events. Hot on the heels of the UK condoning his tyranical behaviour, the US has also decided to wait until September the 9th to...

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American Media Already Prepare Profile Of Next Mass Shooter

Funny story: American Media Already Prepare Profile Of Next Mass Shooter

US news media outlets are already preparing draft descriptions of future mass murderers based on previous descriptions of all former mass killers. "I can't believe it, they were such a normal family" has already been earmarked as one potential lea...

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Horrific CCTV Footage Shows Badly Wounded Combatants In Desperate Struggle For Dropped Gun

Funny story: Horrific CCTV Footage Shows Badly Wounded Combatants In Desperate Struggle For Dropped Gun

Queensland, Australia - Detectives from Worra-Palarver township in northern Queensland were today racking their brains as they desperately attempted to unravel the sequence of events which resulted in the horrible deaths of seventeen people - fifteen...

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The Spoof! Now A Crime In Progress

Funny story: The Spoof! Now A Crime In Progress

Police from the London Met shut down The Spoof! and declared it a crime scene or to be a more exact the scene of a crime in progress. The police received the following tip off from spoofter Alex99 who wrote an email to them in which he described h...

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Massacre Not Gang Related

The bloody massacre of twenty-five members of the Wolf Pack gang by rival gang member Felix Mortos of the Pajaros, was deemed a random act of violence and not gang related by Raymond Estra, police chief of the Boardertown, Police Department. Accor...

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HR Director slowly losing it

Funny story: HR Director slowly losing it

Lincoln, Nebraska - At L&N Collections Services facility for the Midwest Region, Janet Olsen has spent the past 47 days in her nine plus year career dwelling upon how satisfying it would be to kill her fellow workers. News of her upcoming 10th an...

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Geography Teacher Plot to Bore Students to Death Uncovered

Funny story: Geography Teacher Plot to Bore Students to Death Uncovered

Teachers at a high school in De Moines, Iowa, had been planning to bore all their pupils to death - by changing schedules so that every class would be a geography lesson - in a revenge attack for the students inabil...

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Emmanuel Macron Doesn’t Speak Trumpish

Anyone notice, French President Emmanuel Macron speaks better English than Donald Trump? And no superlatives necessary...Sad!
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