"These guys going around knocking people out are mostly beginners", according to one Chief of Police who asked not to be identified.
Reading from a list of perps he reported information he had received.
"One guy hit his victim in the stomach in...
A series of assaults occurred in Chicago July 1st. 4 women have reported physical assault to their local police station. One woman named the attacker as Marko Dulce. She gave a written statement and matched the man's face with a police sketch.
WAPAKONETA, Ohio - Well Halloween is right around the corner. And the largest Halloween costume provider in the United States is in production 24 hours a day, seven days a week in order to keep up with the demands for the various costumes, masks, and...
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