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A Colorado Springs College Announces An Amazing Marijuana Related Name Change

Funny story: A Colorado Springs College Announces An Amazing Marijuana Related Name Change

COLORADO SPRINGS - The dean of Zebulon Pike College, which is located in Colorado Springs has just informed the news media that the school will be undergoing a name change. Dean Lennox Woodpulp, III, stated that after receiving a petition signed b...

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The Indiana Pacers Are The Best Team In The NBA As They Improve Their Record To 20-3 By Defeating The Charlotte Bobcats

Funny story: The Indiana Pacers Are The Best Team In The NBA As They Improve Their Record To 20-3 By Defeating The Charlotte Bobcats

INDIANAPOLIS - The Indiana Pacers continued on their frantic pace as they defeated the visiting Charlotte Bobcats 99-94. The Pacers now possess the best record in the NBA with a record of 20-3 for an amazing winning percentage of .870. The team...

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Oregon Feminist Group Wants The Oregon State Beavers To Change It's Team Name

Funny story: Oregon Feminist Group Wants The Oregon State Beavers To Change It's Team Name

CORVALLIS, Oregon - A feminist group based in Portland, Oregon has traveled to the Oregon State campus in an effort to get the university to change the name of its mascot. Loretta Pattonelli, executive director with the group called Gals With A Da...

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The South Carolina Gamecocks Pound The #6 Ranked Clemson Tigers In The Palmetto Bowl

Funny story: The South Carolina Gamecocks Pound The #6 Ranked Clemson Tigers In The Palmetto Bowl

COLUMBIA, South Carolina - The Gamecocks of South Carolina soundly defeated the Clemson Tigers 31-17. The yearly meeting of the two teams is known as The Palmetto Bowl, so named after Guido Palmetto, who for 25 years was in charge of putting in th...

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The Indianapolis Colts Are Considering A Name Change

Funny story: The Indianapolis Colts Are Considering A Name Change

INDIANAPOLIS - The owner and CEO of the Indianapolis Colts, James Orsay, has informed the team coaches and players that he is considering changing the team name. Orsay stated that he really and truly feels that the time is ripe to inject a new tea...

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Major League Baseball Mascot Reprimanded For Failing Performance Enhancing Drug Test

Funny story: Major League Baseball Mascot Reprimanded For Failing Performance Enhancing Drug Test

NEW YORK CITY - The Performance Enhancing Drug Scandal is really getting out of hand and it has now reached a new level or rather depth. Major League Baseball has just announced that one of the team mascots has tested positive for performance enha...

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Company Mascots: The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly

The United States is "a land of children," Europeans contend, which is evident in "thousands of ways," one of which is its people's adolescent fondness for mascots. Every organization worthy of the name has a mascot: schools, fire departments, police precincts, the Boy Scouts, the Girl Scouts, the military services, and, of course, businesses. In fact, there are several businesses whose business i...

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Shylock Humes an the case of the missing Mascot: Part One

Funny story: Shylock Humes an the case of the missing Mascot: Part One

Shylock Humes woke with a start Mrs Hudson had dropped the breakfast tray on him again. "Ooh beg pardon Eric, I tripped on the half rug" sighed Mrs Hudson. "Never call me Eric Maude, you never know who is listening" warned Shylock. "I didn't know your name was Eric" said a voice from the wardrobe. Quick as a flash, Shylock leapt from his bed and grabbed his gun, Mrs Hudson grabbed her...

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The World's Most Famous Pizza Mascot Fired!

Funny story: The World's Most Famous Pizza Mascot Fired!

IRVING, Texas - Chuck E. Cheese's mascot, the giant, hideous-looking rodent has been shooed out the front door. After 35 years of being the official spokesrat for one of America's leading children's pizza establishments Chuck E. will join the rank...

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David Beckham Will Now Appear at the Olympics

Funny story: David Beckham Will Now Appear at the Olympics

After last week being sensationally omitted from the Olympic British Soccer team David Beckham, the LA Galaxy midfielder and world soccer icon, has been offered another more suitable role during the Olympic Games. Beckham, 38, will now appear at t...

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Colorado Says College Students on Campus Can Carry Guns - One Professor Remarks "Okay, Every Student Attending My Classes Will Now Get A Passing Grade No Matter What"

Funny story: Colorado Says College Students on Campus Can Carry Guns - One Professor Remarks "Okay, Every Student Attending My Classes Will Now Get A Passing Grade No Matter What"

DURANGO, Colorado - Students at Durango Junior College were jumping up and down with joy when they learned that a state judge had issued a ruling that students at Colorado colleges and universities will now be allowed to carry handguns on campus.

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SFA To Vet All Club Mascots

Funny story: SFA To Vet All Club Mascots

The Scottish Football Association are to issue urgent guidelines on the recruitment of club mascots in the wake of 2 unfortunate recent incidents. Dunfermline FC were reported to Fife Constabulary last month after their mascot Sammy The Tammy dres...

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Kansas State Mascot Madness Campaign Backfires

Funny story: Kansas State Mascot Madness Campaign Backfires

Manhattan, Kansas - Kansas State University announced today that the ill-fated Mascot Madness Campaign will be ended after several incidents that have placed the institution in a bad public image. "The campaign's purpose was to help build pride a...

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Dunfermline Mascot Condemned After Stunt

Funny story: Dunfermline Mascot Condemned After Stunt

Scottish First Division club Dunfermline Athletic have been slammed after their mascot "Sammy The Tammy" took to the field dressed as a tank and appeared to aim at rival fans before the top of the table clash at East End Park last Saturday. Former...

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Red Scarf Brigade loses bid to design new Olympic Mascot

Funny story: Red Scarf Brigade loses bid to design new Olympic Mascot

The Red Scarf Brigade are expected to be reeling with disppointment today when the news reaches them that their, hitherto shortlisted mascot design, has now been rejected and is no longer short-listed. A spokesman from the 'judging committee' is r...

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The F.A. promise the World Cup 2018 mascot will not be another f**king lion

Funny story: The F.A. promise the World Cup 2018 mascot will not be another f**king lion

In a last ditch bid to bring the 2018 World Cup to England after Lord Treesperm told some attention seeking ginger tart about the Spanish cheating as usual, the English F.A. have promised UEFA that if their bid is successful they will not choose anot...

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2012 Olympic mascot unveiled - It's a one eyed trouser snake.

Funny story: 2012 Olympic mascot unveiled - It's a one eyed trouser snake.

The official 2012 Olympic mascot was unveiled today and its a one eyed trouser snake. Officials explained their choice: " The one eyed trouser snake is a fantastic concept. It's fun, it's tactile, it can be enjoyed by people of all ages, genders,...

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Wenlock and Mandeville cheap mascots that mean nothing to nobody

Funny story: Wenlock and Mandeville cheap mascots that mean nothing to nobody

Apparently, Wenlock is the birthplace of the modern Olympic Games. Much Wenlock to be precise, a town in Shropshire in England. Hence, the 2012 London Olympic mascots have been named as Wenlock and Mandeville. Anyone thinking that Peter, Lord M...

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