Zac Efron will be working in a Frankenstein movie which is based on the novel written by Mary Shelley. The movie will expose a secret Mary Shelley's legacy has been hiding.
Vatican City - (ReUterus): "We always assumed 15 of August was the right date that the UFO came for Mary and zapped her up to heaven, body and soul" says a Vatican Official Doctrine Committee enclyclical about the Blessed Virgin Mary's...
8 year old Charley is on the sofa at her nanny's for the day. Nanny is sitting on the armchair knitting away. A big tin of scrummy biscuits are on the coffee table. Granddad is on the other armchair.
Joan has popped to the retirement home to see her mother Mary. Mary is in the television room with several other residents. Joan takes a seat next to her.
Knock,Knock,Knockitty,Knock...Knockitty,Kno.."Alright already...(As he heads towards the door humming the lyrics from the Rolling Stones song,Satisfaction.."I can't get no....no,no,no..hey,hey,hey")..geez,louise"".......(opening the door).."Yeah wadd'ya want"."Hi i'm Mary Contrary,this we...
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