Spark that blunt, pass the Milwaukee's, and certainly don't pay that child support.
It's Martin Luther King, Jr. Day, everybody!
Which means it's time to extol everything and all things black.
No wonder no one goes to work or school on MLK Day!
So fill your morning today with a tri-marathon of the Friday movies, maybe hit Church's for lunch, and make overtures towards the next fine as...
A top London Clairvoyant has tonight revealed that she has been visited by angry political figures from the past who are all horrified by the implementation of the bedroom tax.
She says the first to contact her was the former Labour Leader Michae...
Washington DC - In a tragic accident today in Washington DC scores of visitors to the newly christened Martin Luther King Memorial were attacked by police armed with clubs and dogs in a tragic re-enactment of a 1960's civil rights demonstration gone...
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Entertainment insiders have admitted that Michael Jackson was a hoax and have confessed that none of his life happened and that it was all a careful illusion using state-of-the-art plastics and magic tricks.
The project was developed by the CIA in...
White House staffers claim that the legendary ghost of Abraham Lincoln, which has haunted the White House since Lincoln's death in 1865, fled when he saw a black man sleeping in his bed.
For over 140 years White House guests have reported seeing a...
The United States will be rearranging their Federal Holidays again. The news upset printers of calendars everywhere as many 2010 editions had already been submitted for early printing.
The new holiday will be called Freedom Day and will be celebr...
Starting his new series of interviews under the guidance of Drew Peterson's public relations firm, Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich sat down with The Today Show's Amy Robach to tell his side of the story.
When speaking of his arrest on December 9...
The ghost of Dr King is said to haunt the Lincoln Memorial, the site of his famous I have a dream speech. barack Obams himself has been haunting the same monument with a late night family visit, a pre Inauguration concert and a nap in Lincoln's stone...
Crowds gathered yesterday in Los Angeles to mark the 17 years since the cowardly, unprovoked attack and beating of innocent and defenceless black cab driver, Rodney King.
Charleston, SC - Standing next to the Confederate flag flying on state capital grounds, a group of
Hillary Clinton will spend the Martin Luther King Day Holiday in Texas at the LBJ Ranch near Johnson City, Texas. King will lay a wreath on the graves of the former President and First Lady, acknowledging their many contributions to the Civil Rights...
The scene is Washington DC 28th August 1968.
Civil rights activists have flocked to the UK en masse in a bid to pay homage to Tory leader Michael Howard - acclaiming him as the "new Martin Luther King."...
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