Showing:

Funny satire stories about martha Stewart

Try another search?

Showing page 1 (of 3 pages)
Funny story:  A Bonny Embryo Marinade

A Bonny Embryo Marinade

Nutely, NJ - Today a new recipe for mangled embryo is sweeping the nation. According to cooking legend, Marda Stewfart, the dish has both the most exquisite taste and presentation of any known to man. According to Stewfart, this dish was invente...
View 'A Bonny Embryo Marinade'
Funny story:  Macy's CEO Asks America to 'Occupy WOW Street!'

Macy's CEO Asks America to 'Occupy WOW Street!'

Herald Square, New York - Flanked by top fashion luminaries, Macy's CEO Terry Lundgren today launched Occupy WOW Street! - a move by the retail chain to boost pre-holiday sales. 'The inspiration came about one month ago, said Lundgren, speaking...
View 'Macy's CEO Asks America to 'Occupy WOW Street!''
Funny story:  Weiner dazed & confused on how "Cucumber Got Papped in My Shorts!"

Weiner dazed & confused on how "Cucumber Got Papped in My Shorts!"

'Weinergate' continues to escalate with Staunch Democratic Congress Member Anthony Weiner now waffling over his Penis Pix saying "I can't say with Certitude that it's not mine, it may be a cucumber that inadvertently slipped into my shorts while I wa...
View 'Weiner dazed & confused on how "Cucumber Got Papped in My Shorts!"'
Funny story:  Martha Stewart's Dog Charged With Domestic Violence After Attack

Martha Stewart's Dog Charged With Domestic Violence After Attack

Martha Stewart's dog was arrested and charged with domestic battery[/color] after head-butting his felonious mogul-master, who needed 9 stitches to close up a bloody gash on her upper lip. Martha was getting ready to leave her NY home Tuesday when...
View 'Martha Stewart's Dog Charged With Domestic Violence After Attack'
Funny story:  Oprah To Follow Martha Stewart To Prison?

Oprah To Follow Martha Stewart To Prison?

It's hard to believe that someone like Oprah Winfrey could spend any time in prison but the same was true for Martha Stewart and for the same crime. Federal authorities are examining whether multiple insider-trading episodes on Wall Street have be...
View 'Oprah To Follow Martha Stewart To Prison?'
Funny story:  Billy Mays' Ghost Wreaks Havoc on Martha Stewart Show

Billy Mays' Ghost Wreaks Havoc on Martha Stewart Show

Taping of the most recent segment of the Martha Stewart Show this past week had to be halted when strange occurrences had Martha ducking under the grill isle in her studio kitchen. Producers aren't sure yet what to make of it, but said that it became...
View 'Billy Mays' Ghost Wreaks Havoc on Martha Stewart Show'
Funny story:  Lindsay Lohan Shops for Toiletries and Cigarettes in Anticipation of Jail Stay

Lindsay Lohan Shops for Toiletries and Cigarettes in Anticipation of Jail Stay

Lindsay Lohan is lucky in that she has the benefit of other celebrities' experiences in jail to help prepare her for what to expect when she goes into the slammer. Big names such as Lil' Kim, Paris Hilton, Robert Downey, Jr. and Martha Stewart, yes,...
View 'Lindsay Lohan Shops for Toiletries and Cigarettes in Anticipation of Jail Stay'
Funny story:  Her Pants Suit In an Uproar, Hillary Drops a Load On Martha  Stewart After Learning of Intimate Dinner with Bill Featuring  Brandy & Cigars!

Her Pants Suit In an Uproar, Hillary Drops a Load On Martha Stewart After Learning of Intimate Dinner with Bill Featuring Brandy & Cigars!

There's been an uproar in Chappaqua, NY, after the recent revelation that former President Bill Clinton has been entertaining "Cooking in the Kitchen" diva and convicted insider trading perp Stewart in the family home whilst Hillary has been 'on the...
View 'Her Pants Suit In an Uproar, Hillary Drops a Load On Martha  Stewart After Learning of Intimate Dinner with Bill Featuring  Brandy & Cigars!'
Funny story:  Martha Stewart: How To Wipe Your Ass Using Only One Corncob

Martha Stewart: How To Wipe Your Ass Using Only One Corncob

Today's guests on Martha Stewart are one Lonas Peediddle of Badger, Arkansas and his pig, Alice. Martha announced that today her audience would be learning a basic survival technique from a Mr. Badger from Peediddle, Arkansas. "Uh, right...or c...
View 'Martha Stewart: How To Wipe Your Ass Using Only One Corncob'
Funny story:  Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens Appear On Martha Stewart Living And Resent Her Tattoo Questions

Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens Appear On Martha Stewart Living And Resent Her Tattoo Questions

NEW YORK CITY - Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens appeared on Martha Stewart Living to talk about their movie, The Twilight: New Moon. Stewart right away asked the young couple about their matching tattoos. Zac and Vanessa looked at each other and Van...
View 'Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens Appear On Martha Stewart Living And Resent Her Tattoo Questions'
Funny story:  Martha Stewart Claims 'Tiger and I were just friends'

Martha Stewart Claims 'Tiger and I were just friends'

Perverted Press- Tali Wakker, a close friend of Martha Stewart reports that Stewart has a shrine to Tiger Woods in a closet off of her bedroom. When confronted with this allegation, Stewart admitted that there was a room where she kept a few Tiger...
View 'Martha Stewart Claims 'Tiger and I were just friends''
Funny story:  Martha Stewart is the Laughingstock of the World

Martha Stewart is the Laughingstock of the World

Female guards at the Alderson Federal Prison Camp, that performed several body cavity checks on Martha Stewart, have been giving exclusive interviews and exposing the characteristics of Stewart's genitalia. One female prison guard said, "When I...
View 'Martha Stewart is the Laughingstock of the World'
Funny story:  Martha Stewart's Prison Stay Took Her Virginity

Martha Stewart's Prison Stay Took Her Virginity

Martha Stewart is finally putting a figure to the amount she lost when she was sentenced on charges lying to authorities, and it's a doozey. The homemaking diva was sentenced to five months in prison and two years' probation for lying to investig...
View 'Martha Stewart's Prison Stay Took Her Virginity'
Funny story:  Martha Stewart Lashes Out At Jessica Simpson For Losing Her Dog

Martha Stewart Lashes Out At Jessica Simpson For Losing Her Dog

NEW YORK CITY - Business magnate, entrepreneur, and TV host Martha Stewart has lashed out at Jessica Simpson for not watching her little dog more closely. Stewart who is 68, said that if Jessica had been watching her little pooch instead of worryi...
View 'Martha Stewart Lashes Out At Jessica Simpson For Losing Her Dog'
Funny story:  Kristen Stewart Finally Admits Martha Stewart Is Her Biological Grandmother

Kristen Stewart Finally Admits Martha Stewart Is Her Biological Grandmother

NEW YORK CITY - After months of lots and lots of speculation, intonation, contemplation, and guesstimation, unnamed reliable sources have stated that Martha Stewart is in fact Kristen Stewart's biological grandmother. Martha who is 68, and Kristen...
View 'Kristen Stewart Finally Admits Martha Stewart Is Her Biological Grandmother'
Funny story:  Martha Stewart and Suze Orman team up to give some banking advice in these hard economic times

Martha Stewart and Suze Orman team up to give some banking advice in these hard economic times

New York, New York After a brief commercial break, we find the cooperate homemaker and convicted felon, Martha Stewart, and the former waitress turned baby boomer financial wizard, Suze Orman, on location at Martha Stewart's ranch late at night, w...
View 'Martha Stewart and Suze Orman team up to give some banking advice in these hard economic times'
Funny story:  'Life's a bitch' sobs Martha Stewart as mutt roasts in kennel tragedy

'Life's a bitch' sobs Martha Stewart as mutt roasts in kennel tragedy

Pocono Mountains, Pennsylvania - (Shaggy Dog Story Mess): There's a new Cookie of the Day recipe on the Martha Stewart website this week following the tragic immolation of her pet Shitzu Genghis Khan at a Carbon-Offset County kennels in Pennsylvania.
View ''Life's a bitch' sobs Martha Stewart as mutt roasts in kennel tragedy'
Funny story:  Martha Stewart A Crazed Cat Woman?

Martha Stewart A Crazed Cat Woman?

Life's not easy being a Martha and she's reportedly so lonely, she's been adopting cats for companionship, say sources. The 67-year-old entrepreneur remains heartbroken over the death of her beloved dog and the marriage of her former boyfriend to...
View 'Martha Stewart A Crazed Cat Woman?'

Showing page 1 (of 3 pages)
Breaking News...

Iron Manifold

SAN DIEGO, CA--Five years after hearing it for the first time, Danny Orsi still has no idea that the
Black Sabbath song "Iron Man" wasn't written for the film series.

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 2 multiplied by 5?

2 20 16 10


Go to top ^