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Funny story:  Lobbyists push for National Cupcake Day to be a three-day holiday

Lobbyists push for National Cupcake Day to be a three-day holiday

Washington DC-Lobbyists for the cupcake and bakery industry are pushing to make the weekend of December 15 each year, unofficially observed as National Cupcake Day, as a three-day national holiday. This holiday would give federal, state and local...
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Funny story:  Martha Stewart - Looking For Love And Food

Martha Stewart - Looking For Love And Food

MANHATTAN - The nation's most famous domestic entrepreneur recently sat down in her luxuriously exquisite Manhattan apartment and talked with Fitzwater Ribicoff of American Spotlight Magazine. Stewart who is 72, opened up to Ribicoff and expressed...
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Funny story:  Make Your Own Spanking Paddle, by Martha Stewart

Make Your Own Spanking Paddle, by Martha Stewart

"Spanking paddles never go out of style," the lifestyle guru/author/media mogul/caterer/felon Martha Stewart stated during a recent appearance on the set of Bravo's Watch What Happens Live. "Handy, useful and easy to store under the bed, the spanking paddle is so easy to make that even children can make one!" Martha enthused as she lined up the materials needed for the demonstration. "I prefer...
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Funny story:  Nelson Mandela Tipped To Win Big Brother International Event

Nelson Mandela Tipped To Win Big Brother International Event

Nelson Mandela has been tipped to win the first ever international Big Brother event to be held in Las Vegas next week, where celebrities and high profile individuals will represent their home countries locked inside a house and isolated from the out...
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Funny story:  NASA Admits Mars Rover Curiosity Was Site of Holiday Bash

NASA Admits Mars Rover Curiosity Was Site of Holiday Bash

It was a public relations disaster of intergalactic proportions as NASA had to use a huge chunk of its budget to clean up after the party and restore the scientific equipment on the rover back to normal status. Rumors of a party had been swirlin...
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Funny story:  A Bonny Embryo Marinade

A Bonny Embryo Marinade

Nutely, NJ - Today a new recipe for mangled embryo is sweeping the nation. According to cooking legend, Marda Stewfart, the dish has both the most exquisite taste and presentation of any known to man. According to Stewfart, this dish was invente...
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Funny story:  Macy's CEO Asks America to 'Occupy WOW Street!'

Macy's CEO Asks America to 'Occupy WOW Street!'

Herald Square, New York - Flanked by top fashion luminaries, Macy's CEO Terry Lundgren today launched Occupy WOW Street! - a move by the retail chain to boost pre-holiday sales. 'The inspiration came about one month ago, said Lundgren, speaking...
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Funny story:  Weiner dazed & confused on how "Cucumber Got Papped in My Shorts!"

Weiner dazed & confused on how "Cucumber Got Papped in My Shorts!"

'Weinergate' continues to escalate with Staunch Democratic Congress Member Anthony Weiner now waffling over his Penis Pix saying "I can't say with Certitude that it's not mine, it may be a cucumber that inadvertently slipped into my shorts while I wa...
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Funny story:  Martha Stewart's Dog Charged With Domestic Violence After Attack

Martha Stewart's Dog Charged With Domestic Violence After Attack

Martha Stewart's dog was arrested and charged with domestic battery[/color] after head-butting his felonious mogul-master, who needed 9 stitches to close up a bloody gash on her upper lip. Martha was getting ready to leave her NY home Tuesday when...
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Funny story:  Oprah To Follow Martha Stewart To Prison?

Oprah To Follow Martha Stewart To Prison?

It's hard to believe that someone like Oprah Winfrey could spend any time in prison but the same was true for Martha Stewart and for the same crime. Federal authorities are examining whether multiple insider-trading episodes on Wall Street have be...
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Funny story:  Billy Mays' Ghost Wreaks Havoc on Martha Stewart Show

Billy Mays' Ghost Wreaks Havoc on Martha Stewart Show

Taping of the most recent segment of the Martha Stewart Show this past week had to be halted when strange occurrences had Martha ducking under the grill isle in her studio kitchen. Producers aren't sure yet what to make of it, but said that it became...
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Funny story:  Lindsay Lohan Shops for Toiletries and Cigarettes in Anticipation of Jail Stay

Lindsay Lohan Shops for Toiletries and Cigarettes in Anticipation of Jail Stay

Lindsay Lohan is lucky in that she has the benefit of other celebrities' experiences in jail to help prepare her for what to expect when she goes into the slammer. Big names such as Lil' Kim, Paris Hilton, Robert Downey, Jr. and Martha Stewart, yes,...
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Funny story:  Her Pants Suit In an Uproar, Hillary Drops a Load On Martha  Stewart After Learning of Intimate Dinner with Bill Featuring  Brandy & Cigars!

Her Pants Suit In an Uproar, Hillary Drops a Load On Martha Stewart After Learning of Intimate Dinner with Bill Featuring Brandy & Cigars!

There's been an uproar in Chappaqua, NY, after the recent revelation that former President Bill Clinton has been entertaining "Cooking in the Kitchen" diva and convicted insider trading perp Stewart in the family home whilst Hillary has been 'on the...
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Funny story:  Martha Stewart: How To Wipe Your Ass Using Only One Corncob

Martha Stewart: How To Wipe Your Ass Using Only One Corncob

Today's guests on Martha Stewart are one Lonas Peediddle of Badger, Arkansas and his pig, Alice. Martha announced that today her audience would be learning a basic survival technique from a Mr. Badger from Peediddle, Arkansas. "Uh, right...or c...
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Funny story:  Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens Appear On Martha Stewart Living And Resent Her Tattoo Questions

Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens Appear On Martha Stewart Living And Resent Her Tattoo Questions

NEW YORK CITY - Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens appeared on Martha Stewart Living to talk about their movie, The Twilight: New Moon. Stewart right away asked the young couple about their matching tattoos. Zac and Vanessa looked at each other and Van...
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Funny story:  Martha Stewart Claims 'Tiger and I were just friends'

Martha Stewart Claims 'Tiger and I were just friends'

Perverted Press- Tali Wakker, a close friend of Martha Stewart reports that Stewart has a shrine to Tiger Woods in a closet off of her bedroom. When confronted with this allegation, Stewart admitted that there was a room where she kept a few Tiger...
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Funny story:  Martha Stewart is the Laughingstock of the World

Martha Stewart is the Laughingstock of the World

Female guards at the Alderson Federal Prison Camp, that performed several body cavity checks on Martha Stewart, have been giving exclusive interviews and exposing the characteristics of Stewart's genitalia. One female prison guard said, "When I...
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Funny story:  Martha Stewart's Prison Stay Took Her Virginity

Martha Stewart's Prison Stay Took Her Virginity

Martha Stewart is finally putting a figure to the amount she lost when she was sentenced on charges lying to authorities, and it's a doozey. The homemaking diva was sentenced to five months in prison and two years' probation for lying to investig...
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