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Horny Moleturds Renew Marriage Vows!

Funny story: Horny Moleturds Renew Marriage Vows!

After splitting up a month ago, Kenneth and Carole Moleturd have gotten back together after 28 years of marriage. As we reported in the Mississippi Meadowlark, Kenneth heard Carole sing "You Lost They Loving Feeling" on Karaoke and he said she loo...

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The Sixty Second Sex Sensation!

Funny story: The Sixty Second Sex Sensation!

"It all began one night about a couple years ago and we been fighting ever since", according to what a husband told police in Newark, New Jersey as they had to come to a residence for the third time in three nights. The officer who took care of a...

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Quicky divorce laws, the sceptics were right

Funny story: Quicky divorce laws, the sceptics were right

Critics of the new 'easy divorce' laws finally have a case to back up their claims that the law will lead to failed marriages that could have been saved, when Kevin and Maureen Galbraith of Sheffield got divorced this week after twenty years of marri...

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New Marriage style guidance for bands

Funny story: New Marriage style guidance for bands

A new service has been set up by the Music And Record Industry to help groups who are suffering from musical differences. "We're operating it like a marriage guidance service," said Simon Kologie, the head therapist at Musical Differences Incorpor...

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Relationship counselling for teenagers slammed

Funny story: Relationship counselling for teenagers slammed

A new service offering relationship counselling for dating teenagers has been slammed by CHILD, the Children's Helpline In Lessoning Dependency. "Kids make and break relationships all the time," said Hillary Capillary. "It's part of growing up, l...

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The Shockingly Stunning Reason Why Barbie Roberts Is Divorcing Ken Carson

Funny story: The Shockingly Stunning Reason Why Barbie Roberts Is Divorcing Ken Carson

HOLLYWOOD - One of the most celebrated marriages in America is sadly coming to an end. Tittle Tattle Tonight is reporting that the marriage between Barbara Millicent "Barbie" Roberts and Ken Carson will soon be over. "Barbie" Roberts, 51, spoke...

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Chelsea Clinton Denies She Wants Annulment After Hubby Caught Doing 'Bunny Hop' At Ski Bar!

Funny story: Chelsea Clinton Denies She Wants Annulment After Hubby Caught Doing 'Bunny Hop' At Ski Bar!

Looking wan, drawn out, sickly and quite unappealing, actually a lot like her famous mother, Chelsea Clinton emerged from a NYC fitness (sic) center yesterday telling gathered press that her dysfunctional marriage "was stronger than ever" and expecte...

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Marriage Counselor To The Stars Admits He's Full Of Shit!

Funny story: Marriage Counselor To The Stars Admits He's Full Of Shit!

Dr. Lloyd Wayne Smith, the so-called marriage counselor to the stars and who recently retired, admitted he got his diploma from a paper mill. "But it was a high-quality paper mill", he stated today on NBC. "I did my best for all those couples I li...

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National Park Service Rewrites Statue of Liberty Plaque

"Give me your strong, your rich, your workers yearning to breathe capitalism. Send no homeless, impoverished, or those seeking refuge from MS-13 to me. I want no trash to tarnish our golden door."
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