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Funny story: Keep Your Hands Off Our Beavers - Devon Association Tells Government

Keep Your Hands Off Our Beavers - Devon Association Tells Government

A pressure group has begun action to prevent the government from getting hold of their beavers in Devon. Friends of the Planet told our beaver welfare team that because beavers are wilder than normal in Scotland, it follows that any home grown Englis...
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Funny story: Radical remedies needed to combat otters' shrinking penises

Radical remedies needed to combat otters' shrinking penises

Europe - Conservationists are worried that high levels of Endocrine Disrupting Chemicals - EDCs - in European waters are shrinking the native beasts' fabled genitals a wildlife symposium heard today. The problem's got so bad that the females of t...
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Funny story: Shark Survives Being Bitten By Man

Shark Survives Being Bitten By Man

Australia recorded its fifth shark attack of the year, when a Great White shark was savagely bitten by a man this morning. The attack occurred off the Brisbane coast, just after dawn. Startled onlookers reported seeing the five metre long Great Wh...
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Queen of Sheba Susan Rice Demands Hagel's Head

"QueenSheba" Rice had a hissy fit over SecDef Hagel's failure to mouth the Regime's spin on foreign threats. She issued a beheading decree,only deflected by Court Jester "Loony Joe" Biden's ravings.
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