New York, NY-- A New York City woman is in custody today after she crashed a royal ball that was given for Prince Harry. Police sources say Ms. Cindy Rella is being charged with public nudity, possession of marijuana and disturbing the peace after s...
DENVER - University patrol officers file for unemployment throughout Colorado just a few months after the state effectively passed ballot initiatives legalizing, taxing, and regulating recreational marijuana use.
After Amendment 64 had passed, un...
BEVERLY HILLS - A Southern California group known as FOP for Friends of Pot has contacted Colorado state authorities about the possibility of making a rather large purchase of Colorado marijuana.
Hayden "Scooter" Tallyhouse, 21, representing FOP s...
DENVER - In an unprecedented move that no doubt will resonate with chants of 'How about us?' in the Left Coast state of California, the Colorado senate has just passed a law approving same sex-marriages.
State spokesperson Sterling P. Tiggletucker...
NEW ORLEANS - Willie Nelson performed to a standing room only crowd in the Big Easy's Voodoo Arena.
After the show he was asked by Pomona Vox with Silver Screen Showcase Magazine about his new movie.
Willie said that the movie titled Marijuana...
ANNAPOLIS, Maryland - In a move that caught many residents of Maryland by surprise, state delegate Curtis "The Wow Dude" Anderson has introduced a bill into the Maryland legislature that would make marijuana legal for anyone over the age of 21.
An...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The White House recently received a certified letter addressed to President Obama.
White House Press Secretary Cal Colfax informed the White House press corps that the letter was from Justin Bieber, the singer.
In the 193-wor...
Vatican City-- Pope Benedict XVI is planning to resign at the end of February, and says it's all because of marijuana. The 'stoner pope' says that smoking marijuana is just as good as prayer, and recommends it to everyone.
The press immediately...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Now that the states of Colorado and Washington have voted to legalize marijuana, word coming out of Congress is that they will be considering a bill that will place a tax on pot.
Senator Shelia P. Fluckaminski [R-Arizona] will b...
DENVER - A new meaning has just been given to the old John Denver song "Rocky Mountain High."
Since the state's voters voted to make marijuana legal, literally tens of thousands of young people have moved to The Rocky Mountain State from such plac...
HOLLYWOOD - Many of Tinsel Town's entertaiment publications and news agencies are beginning to refer to Justin Bieber as the Male Version of Lindsay Lohan.
The 18-year-old Canadian singer has apparently decided that he would much rather travel in...
HOLLYWOOD - Holy effin' shit--finally something coming out of Glitztown more interesting than Kim K.'s baby bump. Teenager Justin Bieber has been caught on film partaking of marijuana.
Perhaps the Mayans were right--perhaps the world is coming to...
The Wisconsin Badgers took on the Stanford Cardinals in the 99th Rose Bowl game in Pasadena California New Years day. Stanford took the glory with a final score 2-12. This defeat makes the Badgers, three time losers in as many years.
While some...
NOGALES, Mexico - The ad in The Nogales Daily News stated that Señor (NAME DELETED BY EDITOR) was looking for some young men who can toss a football like Eli Manning of the New York Giants and who can catch it like Jay Witten of the Dallas Cowboys.
Stores across the State of Washington are reporting massive increases in the sale of cookies, potato chips, small cakes, pastries and ice cream with some grocery stores running out of supplies early this morning.
Possession of up to an ounce of ma...
BROOKLYN - Lady Gaga and a member of her band were having drinks at The Plastered Platypus Lounge, which reportedly is Kelly Ripa's favorite New York City night club.
Gaga has been criticized by several members of the entertainment press for the c...
SEATTLE, Washington (ABSNN) - Voters are poised to pass Washington State Initiative 502, a law that will allow licensed pot shops to sell taxed and inspected marijuana. When passed by voters there will no longer be a state penalty for smoking dope.
LAREDO - The United States Drug Enforcement Agency, known as DEA, is reporting that K-9 Drug Dog Agent Rover Boy, who is regarded as one of the DEA's top drug sniffing dogs, has been entered into The Bow-Wow Dog Rehab Clinic in Baltimore.
A spokes...