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Funny story: My Mother Was A Margarine Smuggler

My Mother Was A Margarine Smuggler

Yes, it is true. Shameful but true. It is always difficult for the children of those involved in criminal activities to confront their past and the social stigmas associated with such behavior, but at some time it must be faced. My mother was a Margarine Smuggler. (My hand shakes still as I type this.) In the Wisconsin of the mid 20th century it was illegal to sell margarine. At all. Pe...
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Funny story: Clover margarine pulled amid bird flu fears

Clover margarine pulled amid bird flu fears

Telford, Shropshire - (Ass Mess): The Dairy Crest Food (sic) Company has pulled over two million tubs of its slimy yellow margarine spread from supermarket shelves after fears that it is contaminated with bird flu.
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In a complete reversal of normal babble, Trump babbled so coherently his handlers passed out leaving him alone in a meeting room with a wet bar. HUGE, SAD. 2 hours later he was a babbling idiot again.
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