Miami, FL - A new reality TV series will launch this fall documenting the adventures of vacationers braving voyages on the new Carnivor Cruise Line, producer Annibalcay Rossgay told us when we asked him what’s new.
Vacationers sign a waiver that t...
Having revealed an impressively broad range of despicable manners and decorum in his initial months as President when mingling and meeting other heads of state, Donald Trump has now taken 3 llamas into his garden areas, the aim being how to learn to...
1. National Front
Gape open-mouthed, as though someone has just told you England has won the World Cup, and it had nothing whatsoever to do with a malign conspiracy by naughty refs. Run away as fast as you can to evade the stench of their Millwall armpits.
Gasp as follows:
WTF? Is that even a thing these days?
2. SWP/Spartacists/Any other miniscule gang of jackbooted Trotskyite thugs...
Old Trafford Farm, Manchester: The ring-leader of some muddied oafs who chase a bladder of wind across a farm meadow for a living, has got into trouble. Farmer Ferguson is his name and he has been shouting and getting red faced over Christmas. Rum...
Whatabout,ID-Micheal "Micro" Shoft thanked a returning soldier he met at a restaurant and a firefighter he met in line at the grocery store. He even thank the garbage man for his service when he met him at the curb one morning after forgetting to set...
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