London: Cameron stocks up with New IBM Brain Chip in his latest battle against the 'sick society' that plagues the UK inner cities.
Government officials moved swiftly today to bring some hope to the UK's riot torn communities, following the announcement by IBM of The Worlds First Brain Chip.
The processor, about the size of an ants unerect penis, mimics human brain patterns and can be impla...
Manchester - Substituting Palace Z-listers and tag-along wannabes for Old Fatty Mountbatten dragging her arse down is no excuse, disgusted riot-torn Mancunians warned today.
"Too damn scared hoodies will torch her bonnet, eh?" retired kebab caff o...
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