The tourist season is about to start once again but whether you're looking to visit the tiny Mediterranean islands of Malta this year or you already live there, here's some weird and wonderful things about the country we bet you didn't already know...
1. There's something fishy about the fish.
Thanks to past British colonization and ruination of Malta, unlike the rest of the Mediterranean t...
Not willing to sit back and accept Russian troops threatening their country, Ukraine have decided you go to war with tiny Malta because they feel they can actually pulverise the Maltese and do a Russia.
There is also another reason for this unacce...
Generously fleshed Maltese singer Chiara Siracusa is ready to do battle with the rest of Europe with her soporific ballad What If We.
The 32 year old Eurovision veteran will make her third attempt to bag as many douze points as possible at this ye...
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