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Funny story: Queensland mall rat squad gets new name

Queensland mall rat squad gets new name

The new squad created by the Queensland police to deal with the growing problem of mall rats has been given a new name. The squad of 50 full time front-line officers equipped with specialised equipment, including digital encrypted radio equipment...
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Funny story: New police squad to deal with mall rats

New police squad to deal with mall rats

The Queensland Police today announced the creation of a new division that would handle the growing problem of 'mall rats' otherwise known as 'twelvies' in Australia. Constable Bob Smith, 19, will head the squad and be responsible for its day-to-da...
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Funny story: Sgt Joe Friday helps crack down on mallrats

Sgt Joe Friday helps crack down on mallrats

Sgt Joe Friday, LAPD, returned to duty today along with his partner Bill Gannon and a friend from the Queensland Police Service to help crack down on mall rats. Over 100 mall rats were arrested in the week-long crackdown with several of them reman...
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Harvey Weinstein ejaculated from Motion Picture Academy

In an emergency meeting of the Motion Pictue Academy, reviewing the sexual antics of Weinstein until, in a crescendo of passion, they ejaculated him all the way to New Jersey, land of the creeps.
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