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Funny story: Cliven Bundy Sends Militiamen To Protect Donald Sterling

Cliven Bundy Sends Militiamen To Protect Donald Sterling

As everyone knows, L.A. Clippers owner Donald sterling is the object of national outrage over racist comments. He criticized his girlfriend for posting a picture of her and Magic Johnson on instagram. He also told her not to bring black people to g...
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Funny story: The Gorgeously Sexy Charlize Theron Explains What She Sees In An Old Goat Like Sean Penn

The Gorgeously Sexy Charlize Theron Explains What She Sees In An Old Goat Like Sean Penn

HOLLYWOOD - The question of the new year is what in the wide wide world of sports is the stunningly attractive Charlize Theron, 38, doing with an old goat like Sean Penn who is 53? The couple has reportedly been having sleepovers at her home in th...
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Funny story: Carbon Beach billionaires braced for Wednesday's seismic Full Moon

Carbon Beach billionaires braced for Wednesday's seismic Full Moon

Malibu, Ca - Multi-million dollar seafront mansions owned by Larry Ellison, David Geffen, Paul Allen and assorted small-time Russian money launderers on Malibu's famous Carbon Beach are on full seismic alert ahead of Wednesday's Libra Full Moon. A...
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Funny story: Ashton Kutcher and Rihanna Seen Playing Tonsil Hockey On Catalina Island

Ashton Kutcher and Rihanna Seen Playing Tonsil Hockey On Catalina Island

CATALINA ISLAND - It appears that Rihanna keeps doing things to confuse her multitude of fans and keep them guessing as to what she is doing and whom she is doing it with. A few weeks ago there was rampant speculation that Rihanna had gotten back...
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Funny story: Rihanna Talks Openly About Her "Switch Hitting" Rumors

Rihanna Talks Openly About Her "Switch Hitting" Rumors

MALIBU - Barbabos songstress Rihanna and her BFF Melissa Forde were out on the town and caused quite a stir as they walked hand-in-hand into the exquisite Ristorante Giorgio Baldi formerly The Jellyfish Tentacles Bar & Grill. Carolina Chipotle...
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Funny story: Victoria Beckham Sectioned in a Fashion Hospital - After Trying to Eat Her Family

Victoria Beckham Sectioned in a Fashion Hospital - After Trying to Eat Her Family

Infamous English footballers wife, Victoria Beckham, known in LA has 'Stick Spice' or 'Cockney Sparrow' has been admitted to America's leading hospital for the fashion industry with a straight jacket designed by DKNY, following a chain of events trig...
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Funny story: The Real Reason Why Scarlett Johansson Dumped Sean Penn

The Real Reason Why Scarlett Johansson Dumped Sean Penn

MALIBU BEACH - The May-December romance between Sean Penn and Scarlett Johansson barely lasted half a season before the blonde star ended it. Johansson, who is 26, first gained movie fame for her film portrayal in The Horse Whisperer, which was ba...
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Funny story: A Pregnant Tori Spelling Is Extremely Upset At Being Banned From Walking On Malibu Beach

A Pregnant Tori Spelling Is Extremely Upset At Being Banned From Walking On Malibu Beach

MALIBU BEACH - The woman who became famous for appearing on her father Aaron Spelling's hit television show 90210 is not a happy beach goer at the moment. According to Bedroom Pillow Talk, Tori Spelling, who is pregnant with her third child, has b...
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Funny story: Taylor Lautner Discloses That Bar Rafaeli Did Not Bare Her Naked Body To Him On Malibu Beach

Taylor Lautner Discloses That Bar Rafaeli Did Not Bare Her Naked Body To Him On Malibu Beach

MALIBU BEACH - Taylor Lautner one of the stars of the Twilight Saga movies was recently asked about a secret rendezvous between him and Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue model Bar Rafaeli. Lautner, who in the past has dated such well know celebrit...
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Funny story: Prince William And Kate Will Make Their Home In Malibu, California

Prince William And Kate Will Make Their Home In Malibu, California

Malibu, CA - The royal newlyweds have just purchased a 20 room beachside home in California where they will live and raise their family, far from the cold, damp weather of England which they both despise. Prince William explained. "I hate drafts,...
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Funny story: Paris Hilton and Perez Hilton Get Into A "Bitch Slapping" Fight At Charlie Sheen's Malibu Beach House

Paris Hilton and Perez Hilton Get Into A "Bitch Slapping" Fight At Charlie Sheen's Malibu Beach House

MALIBU BEACH - It appears that two of Tinsel Town's biggest divas the Hilton girls, Paris and Perez have both shown that they are about as civilized as two Taliban warriors. The two were attending a Charlie Sheen "Winning Wienie Roast" on the beach when they began posturing for position next to the host who was throwing wienies on the grill like they were marshmallows. Sheen had sent his two...
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Funny story: Charlie Sheen Says That If The Tsunami Hits Malibu Beach He Will File A Lawsuit Against CBS and Chuck Lorre

Charlie Sheen Says That If The Tsunami Hits Malibu Beach He Will File A Lawsuit Against CBS and Chuck Lorre

MALIBU BEACH - Charlie Sheen speaking from his house on Malibu Beach has instructed his attorney to start working up the paperwork just in case the Japanese Tsunami hits Malibu Beach. Sheen is contending that nature has unleashed this horrendously...
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Funny story: Louisiana Tar Balls Mysteriously Wash Up On Malibu Beach - Charlie Sheen Blames Chuck Lorre

Louisiana Tar Balls Mysteriously Wash Up On Malibu Beach - Charlie Sheen Blames Chuck Lorre

MALIBU BEACH - Oceanic scientists are extremely baffled as to how in the world hundreds of Louisiana tar balls from last year's Gulf of Mexico Oil Spill are presently washing up on the shore of Malibu Beach. One resident who, requested anonymity, but who did reveal that he is a new judge on this years American Idol, stated that one minute he was cooking wieners and the next he was looking at th...
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Funny story: The Cast of 'Two and A Half Men' Speak Out On Charlie "Showless" Sheen

The Cast of 'Two and A Half Men' Speak Out On Charlie "Showless" Sheen

HOLLYWOOD - Well now that Charlie Sheen has just lost his job on the number one rated comedy show Two and A Half Men, which was paying him $1.8 million per week the maverick actor will have all kinds of free time on his hands. And in the words of...
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Funny story: Mel Gibson and Charlie Sheen Found Drunk and Naked Howling at the Moon

Mel Gibson and Charlie Sheen Found Drunk and Naked Howling at the Moon

Malibu, CA - Troubled Hollywood Jack-of-all-trades, Mel Gibson and just as troubled actor, Charlie Sheen were found near Gibson's Malibu home Thursday night crouched on all fours and howling loudly at the moon. Neighbors heard a commotion and, th...
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Funny story: Former Bond Pierce Brosnan may Face Assault Charges

Former Bond Pierce Brosnan may Face Assault Charges

Smug b*stard Pierce Brosnan is being investigated for alegedly assaulting a photographer. LA County Sheriff Randy Allnite had this to say: "We are investigating a complaint made against smug b*stard Pierce B...
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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Addicted to Sex & Beverly Hillbilly Heroin

Lindsay Lohan Addicted to Sex & Beverly Hillbilly Heroin

BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA (PIXLEY GAZZETTE) --Lindsay Lohan, 20, strung-out & drugged-out starlet has checked into Britney Spear's old alma mater, The Promises Rehab Center by the Sea for Losers in Malibu. Loser...
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Funny story: Britney Spears New Rough & Rowdy Rocker Boyfriend

Britney Spears New Rough & Rowdy Rocker Boyfriend

MALIBU, CALIFORNIA--(ROCKNOOZ) It maybe bye-bye to reconciliatory ex-husband, Fed-Ex & the kids. In the halls of the posh & pretty Promises Rehab Center in Malibu by the Sea, Springtime has come to the vagina flashin...
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New York now belongs to the Polar Circle!

The deep freeze hitting northeast US has forced Google Maps to enter the area into the Polar circle. Eskimos and Polar Bears were seen playing in the snow after deserting their global-warmed homeland!
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