NEW YORK, NY- Magic Mike collected $39.2 million at the box office this weekend and left thousands of ladies lusting for more as the credits ticked away.
But for one conservative pundit, Magic Mike changed his life forever.
Sean Hannity, a cons...
Bargis Tryhol, aka Agent 004, aka The Man With the World's Largest Penis was a cautious man. How else would he have been able to stay in the game for so long if he weren't?
But as he got out of his Alfa Romero and surveyed the scene something nagged at his unconcious.
The street was clogged with traffic; expensive forigen cars creeped along as their respective drivers kept an eye out for par...
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