In part four of this series, we continue our look at inventions that will probably never be invented, but should be.
Invention One: Jiffy Bags with the bubbles filled with helium instead of nitrogen.
This is a similar idea to filling car tyres with helium in an attempt to reduce weight that we saw last week.
The biggest plus point with this particular approach, in that postage is very e...
A entrepreneurial scientist has apologised to Rebekah Brooks after his latest invention got her into trouble with the police.
The police were called in to investigate after a bin man found Rebekah Brooks' computer in the scientist's bin. Upon be...
A small mining town in East Texas has been the epicentre of a new disease called Magnetic Testicle Syndrome(MTS)
Dr. Dick Thorn MD of East Texas Medical Centre explains
'A patient arrived at the centre who could not get off his bike. At first,...
The Large Hadron Collider in the Swiss Alps has come under fire from home owners as far away as Naples.
The LHC is tasked with probing the very depths of the atom by smashing two atoms together at extraordinarily high speeds and having a look at t...
SAN FRANCISCO, CA - With the cause of lightning supposedly still a matter of debate, and with theories ranging from the laughable to the somewhat plausible, San Francisco Onion staff writer and physicist Ginger Steele decided to weigh in on the matte...
CAPE CANAVERAL, Fla. CCN (Crazy Cal News) - The Associated Press posted a story about the Aurora Borealis and the new scientific instruments that they've placed in space to try to determine the cause.
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