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Funny story: Putin boosts gay magazine sales

Putin boosts gay magazine sales

NEW YAWK, NEW YAWK -- Half-naked photographs of Vladimir ("The Impaler") Putin as he fishes in a river, rides horseback, swims, hunts tigers, and vetoes Federal Assembly legislation has caught the eye of the publisher of The Upholder, a gay male maga...
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Funny story: Ophrah Finally Fails to Appear on Her "O Magazine" Cover

Ophrah Finally Fails to Appear on Her "O Magazine" Cover

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - Ophrah Winfrey, whose "O Magazine" has been published since 2000, will finally take herself off the cover next month. Since the magazine's inception, she alone has been featured on every single monthly cover, except for two...
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Funny story: Fashion Industry schemes to Punish Men by turning Women into Freaks

Fashion Industry schemes to Punish Men by turning Women into Freaks

LAS ANGELES--More and more consumers are aware that magazines hire Photoshop artists to doctor pictures of celebrities, as part of an elaborate ritual designed to appease the celebrities' agents and to flatter the egocentric actresses so they'll agre...
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Funny story: Supermarket bans the sale of lads' bags in its stores

Supermarket bans the sale of lads' bags in its stores

Lads' bags will not be sold in thousands of Ladl Stores after the company said that most lads look stupid with such bags. Manufacturers of man-bags are angry that their new line in lads' bags is causing such a storm. "We thought they were a g...
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Funny story: Green Arrow (and Speedy)

Green Arrow (and Speedy)

Perhaps the pimple-face adolescent boys who moved their lips as they read the simple text and gazed at the colorful (mostly green) drawings didn't suspect, but anyone who'd ever read a story featuring the Caped Crusader and his sidekick, the Boy Wonder, would understand, at once, that the comic book hero Green Arrow and his assistant Speedy were obvious knockoffs of Batman and Robin. While the...
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Funny story: Comic Books: Literacy for the Illiterate

Comic Books: Literacy for the Illiterate

A comic book is a magazine, rarely a book, printed on cheap newsprint or toilet tissue, which is rarely funny, or "comic," so it should be renamed, but those in the industry are lazy, preferring to draw poorly executed pictures that illustrate barely literate narratives (stories) in bold and fancy fonts. Due to the imbecilic level of their "reader's" intelligence and literacy, these magazines a...
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Funny story: Playboy Playmates

Playboy Playmates

In The Secret of Wealth and Happiness, Hu Humpher, under the pen name Hugh Hefner, founder of Playboy magazine, explains what led to his success: the Playboy Playmate. For anyone who may be visiting from another planet, a Playboy Playmate is a full-color, glossy, airbrushed photograph of a nude woman with a staple through at least one portion (and usually two) of her anatomy. She is also someti...
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Funny story: Danica Patrick, NASCAR's Darling, Considering Appearing In A Nude Magazine Spread

Danica Patrick, NASCAR's Darling, Considering Appearing In A Nude Magazine Spread

LA BREA, California - NASCAR race car driver Danica Patrick was having dinner with an old high school girlfriend at The La Brea Tar Pits Diner when talk got around to drag racer Courtney Force. Danica's friend, Brandy Sue Hickerhouser, told her ab...
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Funny story: PlayGuy Magazine Names Stacy Keibler's Legs, The Best Looking Legs In Hollywood

PlayGuy Magazine Names Stacy Keibler's Legs, The Best Looking Legs In Hollywood

HOLLYWOOD - George Clooney is walking around on Cloud 9 and it is all due to the love of his life, the stunningly gorgeous and sensuously sexy girlfriend Stacy Keibler. The 33-year-old Keibler has just been named by PlayGuy Magazine as having The...
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Funny story: Ban On Magazines Worrisome Says Ill Informed Dufus

Ban On Magazines Worrisome Says Ill Informed Dufus

President Obama's announcement today that some magazines will be banned from sale caused one moronic idiot to fly into a tizzy, worried that Hustler, Big Tits Weekly and Teenage Sluts would be among the publications banned. "I hope he reconsiders...
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Funny story: Helen Flanagan Pouts Her Way Out Of The Jungle

Helen Flanagan Pouts Her Way Out Of The Jungle

Former Coronation Street star Helen Flanagan has become the latest celebrity to be voted off ITV's 'I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here!' Upon her departure most of the remaining celebrities seemed genuinely sorry that she'd gone, except for former...
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Funny story: Paul Ryan Does Full Spread Centerfold Photo Shoot for Playchick Magazine

Paul Ryan Does Full Spread Centerfold Photo Shoot for Playchick Magazine

The Romney presidential campaign has released a statement affirming that Vice Presidential candidate Paul Ryan has just finished shooting a full spread with Playchick Magazine. Robert Benson, an official Romney spokesman, had this to say at a press conference called to explain the campaign's latest move: "Congressman Ryan has posed for Playchick to prove, in plain sight, how dedicated he and...
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Funny story: U2 Named Third Greatest Band of All-Time in Alternate Reality Where U2 Died in Plane Crash in 1987

U2 Named Third Greatest Band of All-Time in Alternate Reality Where U2 Died in Plane Crash in 1987

NEW YORK, NY--Sources from a parallel universe where all the members of Irish rock band U2 died in a plane crash during their 1987 Joshua Tree Tour reported today that Rolling Stone's annual "Greatest Bands of All-Time" listed the late band as the th...
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Funny story: TIME .. TIME .. TIME

TIME .. TIME .. TIME

HOW TO DIE How to die. That is the question posed by the nation's magazine. But, is it: TIME TO DIE It probably is if you are an establishment news magazine that feeds people propaganda that is no longer believed by people capable of reading for themselves on the internet what is happening. That is why TheSpoof.com says TIME TO LIVE Time to enjoy some humor. SO, forget about dy...
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Funny story: The List of Ten Rejected Automobile Names For 2013

The List of Ten Rejected Automobile Names For 2013

Cordell "Carburetor" Fitzwalter is the chief senior executive writer for Showroom Floor Illustrated Semi-Monthly Magazine. The Michigan native has just spent two months traveling throughout the United States and visiting countless automobile corporate industry offices. Fitzwalter has conducted dozens of interviews with corporate CEO's, presidents, and directors of inter-corporate departments...
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Funny story: New Weekly Part Work - Build Your Own Gibson Les Paul!

New Weekly Part Work - Build Your Own Gibson Les Paul!

That's right! You too can join great axemen like Slash and play your very own Gibson Les Paul electric guitar. This prestigious instrument has long been the guitar of choice for ace rock players and has been heard on some of the greatest tunes ever to hit the airwaves. Now you can build your own with this weekly publication. Every week you will receive a quality part with a specially-written...
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Funny story: How Lady Gaga's Grandfather, Lord GaGa, Made a Fortune

How Lady Gaga's Grandfather, Lord GaGa, Made a Fortune

Lady GaGa has told her fans that her late grandfather had made a fortune in selling pills through his special magazines in the 1930's. "The pills were harmless enough. They actually had vitamins and minerals or, at least, some trce amounts." Bu...
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Funny story: Vincent Tabak's Girlfriend Tanja Morson To Appear In PlayGuy Magazine

Vincent Tabak's Girlfriend Tanja Morson To Appear In PlayGuy Magazine

LONDON - The London Morning Mincer Revue is reporting that Tanja Morson, girlfriend of Vincent Tabak has agreed to appear in a four-page nude photo layout for PlayGuy Magazine. Morson who is 34 told LMMR reporter Reginald T. Oxfordshire that she t...
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