Surrey farmer Mr.Fiddler (name changed for legal reasons and Marks legal costs) did some "hey-diddling" in 2008 and secretly built himself a castle on green belt land after being refused planning permission.
The local council discovered the castle...
Murderers, rapists, burglars and hooligans are to be given the use of chauffeur driven limousines, 72 inch 3D Plasma televisions, masseuse services, manicures and luxury holidays in 5 star hotels, a Home Office spokesperson announced this morning.
There is to be a major overhaul of limos and other stretched vehicles bringing an end to the presence of these luxuries to British streets. All limos are to be shipped back to USA.
Parliament voted unanimously to return these vehicles to the Stat...
Everyone agrees that the past couple of years have been a terrible drain on the collective American psyche. At least the collective American psyche that has had to contend with high unemployment rates, low housing prices, a tightening credit market a...
Those in the business of selling luxury items to wealthy Americans have never really seen a downturn in their profits. Even with Obama in office and the Democrats doing everything they can to try and shift the economic tide away from the uber riche,...
Celebrities and other Hollywood elite have been carted to as long as there has been a Hollywood. Clothing designers, car companies, even food companies, have all lined up to produce special items to carter to the Hollywood elite. Now a new company...
Plans to hoist the former Coronation Street star Chris Quentin into the skylight of a brand new luxury set of apartments on the world's largest crane have had to be cancelled due to escalating costs.
- The biggest aim in life is to get married; everything else falls into place once you achieve this monumental milestone
- Every one is well settled in life, they all live in huge houses and drive luxury cars, some how they don’t know who to get married to...
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