Heathrow terminal 5 was completely closed today when an entire plane load of passengers were able to correctly collect all of their luggage.
A team of 15 baggage handlers were immediately suspended for a severe breach of usual working practices.
BA and airport partners BAA have hailed the success of their latest baggage losing technology in Terminal 5 at Heathrow today.
New York, New York (IP) - The Department of Homeland Insecurity issued a red alert at New York's largest airport today and issued an order for their highly trained bum squad to round up all of the unusual suspects. Men of Middle Eastern appearan...
A study by the Feudal Aviation Administration (FAA) shows Americans cannot keep themselves from standing as close to luggage carousels as humanly possible despite the obvious dangers and impracticality.
JACKSONVILLE - This city at the top of the Florida peninsula is home to the headquarters of the American Tourister and Samsonite brands of luggage. And the company makes a luggage brand less well known - Amelia Earhart Luggage.
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