Another opportunity for happiness missed because I am so stupid and clueless
With the possible exception of Karl Rove, I must be the stupidest, most clueless man in the United States. Belay that, mates, I am the stupidest, most clueless man on the Planet Earth!
Yesterday, being Thanksgiving, I had the day off from work, and after feasting on more calories than the average Sudanese child con...
Ned Tremble, the world's unluckiest man, was sadly killed yesterday by a falling satellite, in what appeared to be the final insult to a life of hardship.
Tremble achieved official 'unluckiest' status four years ago, after a string of mishaps, unf...
Two amateur treasure hunters in Wigan were tying out a new metal detector in their own back garden when they uncovered a rare haul of Roman gold and silver.
"We were staggered when it beeped over my petunias," said Kathy Trove.
Liverpool left back Paul Konchesky has been voted the luckiest bloke alive.
Konchesky 29, who followed boss Roy Hodgson from Fulham to Liverpool in the summer, is said to have agreed with the outcome of vote. He excitedly told reporters, "This is...
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