HOLLYWOOD - It has just been announced that the Simpson sisters, Jessica and Ashlee will be starring in a situation comedy with their father Joe Simpson.
Spokesperson, Tully Figgsticker stated that the show which will be set in Dallas is called Po...
HONOLULU - The president of the United States Barack Obama has informed the media, the press, and the paparazzi that they can all rest now for he has finally found his birth certificate.
The president said that he had received an anonymous text me...
EAST LOS ANGELES - Ex-CNN talk show host Lou Dobbs was speaking at a convention of retired border patrol agents at The Como Se Llama Convention Hall in East L.A. when he suddenly lost his breath and fell on his face.
Dobbs, who probably tips the s...
Atlanta - Lou Dobbs, mired in controversy because of his opinion-laden commentary, abruptly resigned from CNN recently. A spokesperson for the Hispanic community in Miami, Grito N. Altavoz, said, "Good riddance to that gringo maricón. He want to send...
LOCO, Oklahoma - Ex-CNN talk show host Lou Dobbs was in town as the specially invited guest speaker of The Sooners For An Electrified Border Fence Convention.
Dobbs whose name rhymes with sobs, robs, and cobs stated that now that he is no longer w...
WANTAGE, New Jersey - Lou Dobbs who recently resigned from CNN, for whom he had worked 27 years, has applied for unemployment benefits.
Louis Carl Dobbs, aka Carlitos, who still had a year and a half on his contract, was given a severance package...
NEW YORK - CNN's Lou Dobbs, a lightning rod for criticism following his transition from a business journalist to an opinionated anchor on such issues as illegal immigration, told viewers on Wednesday that he was quitting his nightly show to pursue th...
NEW YORK CITY - CNN after weeks of receiving tens of thousands of emails, text messages, phone calls, and even Shoshoni smoke signals has listened to the voice of the people and fired Lou Dobbs.
Network spokesperson Tim McWickipenny said that the...
MEXICO CITY - Mexico's number one news network, El Chingon Network (ECN), has just announced that the biggest selling Halloween Trick or Treat mask in the entire Republic of Mexico for 2009, was the Lou Dobbs mask.
Network spokesperson Hernando B...
WANTAGE, New Jersey - Lou Dobbs, the highly outspoken television commentator, reported to Wantage police that his home has once again been victimized by what he believes to be illegal aliens.
Deputy Corky "Little Bubba" Pickapeck asked Mr. Dobbs w...
NEW YORK CITY - After being subjected to a tremendous amount of pressure and criticism from corporate sponsors CNN has decided to let veteran talk show host Lou Dobbs go.
The move really came as no surprise to the 63-year-old crotchety Dobbs who s...
NEW YORK CITY - CNN's Lou "Costello" Dobbs became so angry at political commentator Rachel Maddow for calling him a racist that he called her the reigning tea-bagging queen.
Dobbs referred to the openly gay Maddow as the brunette version of Ann "T...
WASHINGTON - In a very surprising move President Barack Obama has named CNN TV host Lou Dobbs to be the new American ambassador to Mexico.
Dobbs who the highly reputable Mexican newspaper, The Cabo San Lucas Morning Tamale recently named "The Most...
Henry Paulson resigned Wednesday as Secretary of the Treasury. President Bush appointed CNN's Lou Dobbs to replace him. Dobbs is expected to be confirmed in the Senate on Thursday.
Paulson accepting responsibility for the failed bailout: "I though...
NEW YORK -- Lou Dobbs, the host of CNN's Lou Dobbs Tonight, has what might be described as a Mexican fetish, often shouting uncontrollably at his guests and viewers about the evils of Mexican immigration. But evidence continues to accumulate sugg...
C.N.N. Immigration expert Lou Dobbs was injured last night when he slipped on a Re Fried Bean twisting his ankle in the Process/...
Carlos Ramirez Gonzalez Mendez C.E.O. of Mexican Firm -- Wet Back Fix a Flat -- is reportedly suing C.N.N.'s Lou Dobbs following the May day Illegal Immigrant raucous in California.
Key Democrats have announced plans to build a Commune on the Great Mall in Washington D.C.