In an embarrassing leaked memo from the British furniture superstore giants, it has emerged that a laptop containing detailed plans of a kitchen for the Jenkins's extension has been left on a train.
"Nobody else will be able to use the data on the...
Transport for London has responded to the recent spate of mislaid confidential documents and miscellaneous computer disks by government officials with what it feels is a novel and relatively cheap solution to the problem.
The Conservatives have won the Henley by-election, with Labour candidate Richard McKenzie losing his deposit as he trailed in behind the Greens, the British National Party, the British Library, the Sinclair C5 and even the Co-op.
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