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Lord Linley jubilant as royal blackmailers get five years

Funny story: Lord Linley jubilant as royal blackmailers get five years

London - (Ass Mess): Puppet Monarchy tribute artiste Lord Linley is said to be delighted today after some lowlife crack dealers got five years jail for performing an act of gross indecency upon his person, cramming his nostrils with premium grade Col...

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'One law for the proles and another for gay royal crack cocaine blackmail vicitm'

Funny story: 'One law for the proles and another for gay royal crack cocaine blackmail vicitm'

London - (Ass Mess): Lawyers acting for the accused in the 'gay minor royal £50,000 crack cocaine blackmail video' case have slammed British justice for favoring the totally anonymous and unnamed son of the late Princess Margaret.

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In-camera royal blackmail trial of plotters who outed Lord Levy's bastard son

Funny story: In-camera royal blackmail trial of plotters who outed Lord Levy's bastard son

London - (Lurid Ass Mess): The Crown Prosecution Service is being blackmailed to conduct an In-camera trial of two men accused of targeting a 'royal' figurine who is really the bastard son of notorious Labour WMD fantasist Lord Levy.

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Lord Linley's dad dragged into cocaine and gay sex videotape fiasco

Funny story: Lord Linley's dad dragged into cocaine and gay sex videotape fiasco

London - (Gay Ass Mess): The Buck House flunkey at the hard core of a gay video blackmail attempt on royal minors has named Vice Count (sic) Linley's father Earl Snowdon as one of his oral resuscitation partners.

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Viscountess Linley consults divorce lawyer

Funny story: Viscountess Linley consults divorce lawyer

Belgravia, London - (Tabloid Mess): Lord Linley's blonde bombshell wife Serena has been seen arriving at the Red Lion Square orifices of top-notch London divorce lawyers Mishcon de Reya, looking thunderous.

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Christie's auction house livid at Lord Linley coke sex fiasco

Funny story: Christie's auction house livid at Lord Linley coke sex fiasco

London - (Depraved Mess): It's looking more like a farcical episode of Royal Trash in the Attic at London auctioneers Christies UK today as their chairman of less than one year, Lord Linley, emerges as the seedy 'minor royal' in...

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