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Man With Two Penises Bashful But Successful

Funny story: Man With Two Penises Bashful But Successful

A United States citizen, Johnny Billingswee, was born with two penises. Although they are small, they are clearly functional. "Ever since I can remember, I have been the the butt of jokes about my two together not making a good one so I was afraid...

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Paris Hilton: I Feel So Very Lonely

Funny story: Paris Hilton: I Feel So Very Lonely

BEVERLY HILLS - Paris Hilton is a perfect example of a Hollywood celebrity who has it all because of her mommy and daddy. Hilton is known as one of Tinsel Town's biggest celebutante's since she really has no talent such as singing, acting, dancing...

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Katie Holmes Says She's Lonely And Needs A Boyfriend

Funny story: Katie Holmes Says She's Lonely And Needs A Boyfriend

NEW YORK CITY - A close friend of Katie Holmes says that she is just not the same since she divorced Tom Cruise. The friend who did not want to give her name but did give her nickname; Salsa, said that she is really concerned for her friend. Ka...

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Solitude Found To Be Best Cure For Terminal Loneliness

Funny story: Solitude Found To Be Best Cure For Terminal Loneliness

BILLINGSGATE POST - The Cayman Institute of LaFontaine College announced today in its eponymously named journal that solitude has been found to be the best cure for those suffering from terminal loneliness. The Cayman Institute is chaired by Dr. Vis...

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Lonely? There's an app for that

Funny story: Lonely? There's an app for that

Sirius Cybernetics, the Lancashire based iPhone applelet company, have released the app that lonely people have been crying out for: iBud. As with all Sirius Cybernetics applelets their app hooks into the iPhone 4S's Siri, the artificial intelligence...

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Loneliness blamed on laissez-faire markets

Funny story: Loneliness blamed on laissez-faire markets

Left wing think tank Jizzmop have today released a report which criticises the "laissez-faire free market" approach that people have towards relationships. Spokesman Herbert Jizzmop explained, "People are free to choose whoever they want as a frie...

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