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Funny story: Lockerbie architect's Christmas Message anyone? Bah, Humbug!

Lockerbie architect's Christmas Message anyone? Bah, Humbug!

St George's, Grenada - Residents of the Caribbean island of Grenada, a British colony illegally invaded on President Ronnie Raygun's direct orders in October 1983, have blocked transmission of the annual BBC World Service Christmas Day broadcast feat...
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Funny story: Pope's resignation all about Lockerbie cover-up says 'deep throat'

Pope's resignation all about Lockerbie cover-up says 'deep throat'

Washington - A cover-up about mad-as-hatter former Pontiff Karol Wojtyla is lying in tatters following the resignation of his German successor and top apologist Pope Joseph Ratzinger. "No wonder US Defense Secretary Leon Panetta begged Pope Benny-...
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Funny story: Solar eclipse snaffles up Lockerbie bomber Abdelbaset Ali al-Megrahi

Solar eclipse snaffles up Lockerbie bomber Abdelbaset Ali al-Megrahi

Libya - The man convicted of killing 270 in the 1988 bombing of a US jet has kicked the bucket at home in Tripoli just as the eclipsed Gemini new moon began manifesting in the cosmos. Stargazers have described his RIP as an astrology classic and a...
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Funny story: Scottish Government Ministers offer to play bagpipes at Megrahi's wake

Scottish Government Ministers offer to play bagpipes at Megrahi's wake

Alex Salmond and Kenny MacAskill, the architects of the early release of mass murderer Abdul Megrahi, have written to his wife following news that he may be dying, offering to play bagpipes at his wake. In a letter leaked to the Guardian, Salmond...
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Funny story: OMG! Image of Lockerbie Bomber 'captured in Winehouse crem service footage' - William Hague

OMG! Image of Lockerbie Bomber 'captured in Winehouse crem service footage' - William Hague

London - The Foreign Secretary's chilling words warned that Abdelbaset Ali al-Megrahi's ability to slip in/slip out of the country unnoticed was making the Government look pretty foolish. "WTF's he doing at a Jewish wake, forgawdssakes?" Hague dem...
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Funny story: Bomber Al-Mehgrahi To Sue Scottish Government

Bomber Al-Mehgrahi To Sue Scottish Government

Convicted Lockerbie Bomber Al-Mehgrahi [87] is to sue the Scottish Government under European Human Rights legislation for sending him back to Libya. Al-Mehgrahi [89] complained that his life was in danger after being released by the Scottish Gov...
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Funny story: "The Pope made me do it!" sobs Gaddafi as ex-Justice Minister grasses him up over Lockerbie and 9/11

"The Pope made me do it!" sobs Gaddafi as ex-Justice Minister grasses him up over Lockerbie and 9/11

Tripoli - Speaking to Swedish Red Top reporters Mustafa Abdel-Jalilm rubbished the Colonel's pathetic rant blaming the Vatican for his career-best hits. "The Colonel's hardly a Paypal (sic) puppet," Abdel-Jalim told the Daily Smorgasbord Smearer,...
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Funny story: France Questions UK 'Lockerbie Bomber Rescue' Mission to Libya

France Questions UK 'Lockerbie Bomber Rescue' Mission to Libya

Following the news that the British government was planning to mount a rescue mission to Libya, the French have reacted with disgust. In a tersely worded communiqué, the French Ambassador said that it appeared that Britain was 'acting in her self-in...
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Funny story: British Government Scrambles Plane "to Rescue Lockerbie Bomber from Libyan Riots"

British Government Scrambles Plane "to Rescue Lockerbie Bomber from Libyan Riots"

With Colonel Gaddafi refusing to relinquish power in Libya and the country in danger of descending into civil war, the British Government issued a statement today that a rescue aircraft was being readied to fly to the region. Although ministers re...
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Funny story: And it's civil war as sale of Gaddafi Jr's Hampstead mansion bombs

And it's civil war as sale of Gaddafi Jr's Hampstead mansion bombs

London - (Subprime): He famously shelled out £10 million two years ago for the bijou neo-Georgian pile in Hampstead Garden Suburb. Last year Libyan dictator's son Saif al-Islam Gaddafi turned down a 'derisory' offer of £7.5 million and blamed 'tha...
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Funny story: Lockerbie bomber confirmed not to be lying about cancer

Lockerbie bomber confirmed not to be lying about cancer

The Lockerbie bomber, or Abdelbaset Mohmed Ali al-Megrahi to give him his full techincal name, has been discovered by the United Nations to not actually be lying about having cancer. Mr Ali McGrath (Anglicised name) was released by the Scottish go...
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Funny story: Air Traffic Control warns Pope Force One against flying via Pan Am 103 Lockerbie path

Air Traffic Control warns Pope Force One against flying via Pan Am 103 Lockerbie path

Scotland - (Fly-By-Night News): The ancient Vatican Heirlines Tupolev-154 is an exact replica of the 30 year-old rust bucket that carried tragic Polish President Lech Kaczynski RIP in April this year. Its projected route over Scottish soil is sche...
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Funny story: Israeli agents make James-Bond offer to kidnap Al-Megrahi and bring him to Guantano Bay to curry favor with US

Israeli agents make James-Bond offer to kidnap Al-Megrahi and bring him to Guantano Bay to curry favor with US

LONDONISTAN: International pressure is mounting to have Lockerbie bomber Abdelbaset Ali Mohmed al-Megrahi sent back to prison. Megrahi, the only person convicted of the 1988 bombing of Pan Am Flight 103 over Lockerbie that killed 270 people manag...
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Funny story: Lockerby bomber definitely ill says Scottish Leader

Lockerby bomber definitely ill says Scottish Leader

Alex Salmond, the Scottish First Minister confirmed today how he personally witnessed how ill Megrahi was before they let him loose. Salmond the Scott equivalent of John Prescott said 'Megrahi looked well rough when I saw him in his cell.' He ad...
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Funny story: Lockerbie bomber joins Libya's Olympic squad for 2012 (but he still has only a few months to live)

Lockerbie bomber joins Libya's Olympic squad for 2012 (but he still has only a few months to live)

Abdelbaset al-Megrahi, the only person convicted of the Lockerbie bombing, has joined the Libyan Olympic squad for 2012, a government spokesman in Libya announced. Megrahi, who was released from a Scottish prison on compassionate grounds a year a...
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Funny story: Al Megrahi loses driving license after being caught speeding...again!

Al Megrahi loses driving license after being caught speeding...again!

Abdelbaset Ali Mohmed Al Megrahi, the man accused of the Lockerbie bombing, was banned from driving yesterday after being caught speeding AGAIN! Megrahi was driving his Ferrari home from a charity sky-dive last month when he was pulled over by pol...
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Funny story: Senate committee to subpoena CIA NOC-List file on Abdel-Basset Ali Al-Megrahi Ratzinger

Senate committee to subpoena CIA NOC-List file on Abdel-Basset Ali Al-Megrahi Ratzinger

Washington AC/DC - (Holy Shit!): The dossier on one of the Pope's bastard sons was 'sanitised' during the Reagan/Bush1 presidency amid fears 'it was just too goddam explosive' for humble joe public. And now the Senate Foreign Relations Committee...
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Funny story: Scottish parliament Lockerbie fiasco - "We just needed something to do"

Scottish parliament Lockerbie fiasco - "We just needed something to do"

If you were the most hated man in Britain who would you choose to help with a 'get out of jail free' card? Someone highly respected and beyond reproach? Well, sort of. Abdelbaset al-Megrahi wisely chose an enormous lesbian as his brief who is beyo...
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