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Funny story: Feds Threaten to Flood Markets if U.S. Loans Called In!

Feds Threaten to Flood Markets if U.S. Loans Called In!

The Federal Government has privately warned that if any countries should try to call in huge loans, they will quit trading and begin producing that country's legal tender by sophisticated copiers. "A lot of other countries have copied our dollars...
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Funny story: China Rejects NASA's $7 Billion Loan Request

China Rejects NASA's $7 Billion Loan Request

HOUSTON - NASA has just received word that the Republic of China has turned down their loan request. China's Foreign Minister Kong Hong Liebowitz gave NASA Spokesperson Trent Timmelfarb the bad news. Mr. Liebowitz stated that China regretted ha...
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Funny story: Canada Tells Argentina That The Northwest Territories Are Not For Sale

Canada Tells Argentina That The Northwest Territories Are Not For Sale

OTTAWA - The Canadian government has sent President Fernando Ginobili of Argentina a message in regards to his request to purchase the Northwest Territories. President Ginobili (who is no relation to San Antonio Spurs guard Manu Ginobili) was than...
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Funny story: NASA Asks China For A $7 Billion Loan

NASA Asks China For A $7 Billion Loan

HOUSTON - The National Aeronaudics and Space Administration has just issued a statment stating that it will run out of funds on March 13, 2014. NASA Spokesperson Trent Timmelfarb informed the U.S. news media that NASA tried to get President Obama...
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Funny story: Library 'too quiet'

Library 'too quiet'

An elderly book-lover has complained bitterly that her local library was too quiet. "There was a deathly silence about the place," moaned 75-year-old Lily Brearian, who has been using the library in Gateshead for over 50 years. "And recently I've...
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Funny story: Kim Jong Un In An Amazing Gesture of Goodwill Offers To Lend The USA $21 Billion

Kim Jong Un In An Amazing Gesture of Goodwill Offers To Lend The USA $21 Billion

PYONGYANG, North Korea - The Rice Paddy News Agency of North Korea has just announced that North Korean leader Kim Jong Un is reaching out to the United States. The leader of North Korea has expressed a desire to lend the financially troubled U.S.
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Funny story: Guatemala Asks The United States For $13 Billion To Start Up A Space Program

Guatemala Asks The United States For $13 Billion To Start Up A Space Program

GUATEMALA CITY, Guatemala - President Pancho Ensalada of Guatemala has asked President Obama for a loan in order to start up a space program similar to the one the United States has. President Ensalada informed President Obama that he met with fiv...
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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Is Thinking About Renaming North Korea

Kim Jong Un Is Thinking About Renaming North Korea

PYONGYANG, North Korea - Kim Jong Un is without a doubt one of the most fickle leaders in the history of world leaders. The 30-year-old had the nerve to ask President Obama for a $1 billion loan (interest free). He has also stated that he wants...
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Funny story: Australia To Aid America

Australia To Aid America

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The United States has decided that it will not be asking the Republic of China for another loan. Federal financial experts have stated that the United States already owes the Republic of China $1.15 billion. They stated that...
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Funny story: Bank Worker Sacked for Lending a Colleague a Tenner till next Wednesday

Bank Worker Sacked for Lending a Colleague a Tenner till next Wednesday

Kevin Smalley, 48, a clerk at Natleys Bank has been dismissed from his job after a senior manager discovered that he had lent £10 to a fellow employee. The reciprocant of the loan, Wendy Smidgin, a sales counter assistant at the same branch, had m...
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Funny story: Dozens of loan sharks stranded on beach

Dozens of loan sharks stranded on beach

Dover was closed yesterday as emergency services tried to rescue nearly 40 huge loan sharks left stranded on the beach after massive downfalls in the U.K. economy. Many of them had been over-whelmed with high-interest credit and were unable to cop...
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Funny story: Industry Watchdogs slam Pocket Money website

Industry Watchdogs slam Pocket Money website

A money loaning web site aimed at children as young as five has been slammed by advertising watchdog, OfCom; the financial watchdog OfFin; and the Children's watchdog, OfPedo. "It took us several months to spot it," said OfFon co-ordinator, Adolp...
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Funny story: "Carol Vorderman's" Consolidated Loans and Leg Brokerage

"Carol Vorderman's" Consolidated Loans and Leg Brokerage

Do you have debts? Do you struggle to repay what you owe? Do you worry about your health and that of your family? If so, you are not alone. Thousands of people are in the same boat. It seems like everyone is after your money doesn't it? And there is never enough to go round. Well some people have discovered a way to get help. "Carol Vordeman's" Consolidated Loans and Leg Brokerage of...
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Funny story: President Obama Gets Eviction Notice from China

President Obama Gets Eviction Notice from China

At an emergency press conference today, a shocked and embarrassed US President, Barack Obama, announced that China has just delivered him an eviction notice for the entire country. "Wow", exclaimed a shocked Obama. "This is a real bummer. I me...
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Funny story: Chinese warned not to try to keep US currency

Chinese warned not to try to keep US currency

WASHINGTON DC - The Federal Reserve issued a warning through a special courier to me for world-wide publication to China, "Do not attempt to keep our currency". As the note handed to me stated: US currency is the property of the United States G...
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Funny story: UK Student Loans Company Asks Government For Bailout

UK Student Loans Company Asks Government For Bailout

Student loans in the UK have now been classified as toxic debt because it seems unlikely that graduates will ever earn enough to pay them off. As the job situation worsens, more and more school leavers are expected to take places at the rapidly ex...
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Funny story: Interest Rate Cut is not being passed on

Interest Rate Cut is not being passed on

Investigations at the highest level of government began today as word reached them that not all lenders were passing on the interest rate cut. Interest Rates are at 1.5% and are now as low as they have ever been, and look to head even lower, maybe...
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Funny story: Loan Sharks Slow to Lend; Need Government Stimulus

Loan Sharks Slow to Lend; Need Government Stimulus

Vinnie "Da Bank" DaBancone has been turning clients away like mass produced pizza. In an exclusive interview Vinnie explained his plight: "Ay yoo doughn't tink I wanna lend at 20 per cento. Wadrya ubots!? If I had the dough I'd be spreadin it ar...
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Banks will close even earlier on Shortest Day

Banks already close too early for most people's convenience. They will close at 11 am, on the shortest day, this year 'because we can 'says Exec.
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