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Little Divot Man Receives World's First Full Eye Transplant, Instantly Becomes Peeping Tom

Funny story: Little Divot Man Receives World's First Full Eye Transplant, Instantly Becomes Peeping Tom

We've all heard about people receiving organ transplants and then experiencing a change in personality, or even that woman who got a new arm only to be strangled to death by it, but imagine being the world's first recipient of a full eye transplant o...

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Little Divot Couple Have Row, Husband Delighted With Outcome

Funny story: Little Divot Couple Have Row, Husband Delighted With Outcome

A married couple from Little Divot are the talk of the village after a dispute left neighbours reaching for their earplugs. Clive and Barbara Peddle, both 45, are well known in the village for their domestic disputes, but locals reckon this is the...

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Little Divot Man Accuses Local Casino Of Cheating

Funny story: Little Divot Man Accuses Local Casino Of Cheating

Following a night of copious drinking, excessive cigarette smoking and reckless gambling with his wife's gin money, Little Divot man Clive Peddle has issued a stark warning to anyone else contemplating doing the same. Mr Peddle told us, "After all...

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Source Of Little Divot Food Poisoning Outbreak Revealed

Funny story: Source Of Little Divot Food Poisoning Outbreak Revealed

'McNab's Kebabs' in the leafy village of Little Divot has been identified as the source of a recent food poisoning outbreak. Last Saturday night eight local clubbers were hospitalised after consuming kebabs following a night out at the 'Shit's and...

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Little Divot Council Offices Vanish

Funny story: Little Divot Council Offices Vanish

Police in the once sleepy village of Little Divot are investigating an outrageously bold piece of thieving. At 9am this morning it was discovered that the local council offices, which also houses the mayors chambers, had disappeared. Mayor of L...

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Little Divot Pub To Host World's First Silent Karaoke

Funny story: Little Divot Pub To Host World's First Silent Karaoke

The Bingowing Tavern in the sleepy village of Little Divot is about to embark on a ground breaking new idea that is sure to become the world's next biggest craze. The idea for a silent karaoke was dreamed up by the Bingowing's lardy landlord, Stev...

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Dogging Tragedy Leaves Three Dead

Funny story: Dogging Tragedy Leaves Three Dead

The picturesque village of Little Divot suffered yet another in a long line of headline making calamities after three local residents met their maker in a most undignified way. The three perverted victims, named locally as Randy B'Stard, Fanny So...

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Little Divot Man In Rich Tea Biscuit Furore

Funny story: Little Divot Man In Rich Tea Biscuit Furore

Yet again the once sleepy village of Little Divot finds itself at the centre of a national scandal after improper use of a rich tea biscuit was discovered at a local tea room. Staff at the Blue Rinse Tea Rooms were left aghast after one of them ca...

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Little Divot Man Facing Child Labour Charges

Funny story: Little Divot Man Facing Child Labour Charges

The once sleepy village of Little Divot has yet again been rocked by even more shocking criminality. After a recent attempted armed robbery at the local post office and a drug heist on Marrakech Avenue, the village will now have to come to terms w...

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