President Trump has launched an innovative program to get rid of books that he says are misleading the American public.
The Trump Fahrenheit 451 program will start with all novels being removed from libraries.
"I've been told these books are fu...
"In this age of facebook likes, tweeter twits, doo-hickies, smart phones, and zippy dees, it's rare to find young people reading a book," declares Manny Zahrelik, Ph.D, professor of English Literature and Composition at Philistine University.
A comic book is a magazine, rarely a book, printed on cheap newsprint or toilet tissue, which is rarely funny, or "comic," so it should be renamed, but those in the industry are lazy, preferring to draw poorly executed pictures that illustrate barely literate narratives (stories) in bold and fancy fonts.
Due to the imbecilic level of their "reader's" intelligence and literacy, these magazines a...
With the legal challenge over this years English examinations expected to be pushed through with some urgance, many are asking if a GCSE in English truly has any affect on the quality of articles being written by currant journalists. If the English...
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British government Education Minister, Mrs Cherie Baybee, today made the surprise claim that British people had no problems with reading and writing.
'Thanks to the Labour goverment', she said, 'all children and adults are not only equal, they are...
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