Garden of England - "Maybe it's an escapee from the Scientologists' Saint Hill Manor bunker," retired local X-Files sleuth Bob 'Mulder' Damson commented as news of the eight foot beastie's sighting broke.
The ruddy-furred yeti seen marauding Royal...
LOS ANGELES - The music world can be a magical place where unknown acts suddenly can become overnight sensations and where recognizable names can end up spiraling downward until they crash.
According to Cowbell Music Magazine's Chipper Caruso the...
LONDON - The king of rock and roll's only offspring, Lisa Marie Presley has sold her Roy Rogers ranch style home in Los Angeles, California for $5 million [£3.18 U.K] and moved to London, England.
Elvis Presley's daughter landed at London's Heathr...
SHERMAN OAKS, California - Lisa Marie Presley was sitting in a booth at a local Pizza Hut having a large pizza that had been run through the garden.
As she took her third bite she angrily remarked to an unidentified lady friend that she cannot und...
Kent - (Exodus, Movement of Jarred People News): Of all the Tory Heaven! oases in this green and unpleasant land Royal Tunbridge Wells probably least deserves its latest resident.
Lisa Presley, daughter of Elvis, arrived this week at a swish new b...
It was the zombie wedding of the year. Proud Pa zombie Elvis Presley dug himself out just in time to walk freaky daughter Lisa down the aisle. The event? Lisa was renewing her vows with moon-walking zombie husband Michael Jackson who had earlier b...
Kent - (Ectoplasm News): The underground matrix was bored circa 1941 by Nazi moles in the Queen Mother's entourage.
According to secret MoD papers released today the subterranean tunnels to nearby Saint Hill Manor Scientology HQ were the subject o...
The police in Memphis, Tennessee received their nightly call from Lisa Marie Presley when she's not on the road.
"She calls us every single night she's at the family home there at Graceland, saying she just saw a ghost of Lisa Marie Presley", stat...
Friends of Lisa Marie Presley say that she seems to be following in her dad's footsteps as she has steadily gained weight over the last few years. The tabloids have been showing a growing Lisa Marie, that is the same age as her dad when he died sudde...
After His 75th Birthday, Top Ten Little Known Facts About Elvis Presley
10. Elvis' mother, Gladys Smith's middle name was 'Elvis'.
9. Every dog and cat the family ever had (Ten 'Hound Dogs' at one time), was named 'Elvis'.
8. Elvis had a twin brother who was still-born and shown at a traveling circus show by Colonel Tom Parker. His name was 'Elvis #2'.
7. Elvis never liked the n...
Yesterday on the Mid-Morning PMSNBC Network, Lisa Marie Presley admitted that she wasn't the "brightest bulb on the lampshade".
"I think I inherited my brains from dad who was a great person but lived on peanut butter and banana sandwiches and dip...
CHICAGO - The daughter of Elvis Presley the undisputed King of Rock and Roll, Lisa Marie Presley has just informed CNN's Larry King that she has agreed to appear in a seven page nude layout in the October issue of PlayGuy Magazine.
Presley said th...
HOLLYWOOD - Lisa Marie Presley's lingerie company, LMP's Bikini Thongs & Things has just announced that the latest line of Lisa Marie Designer Panties is now available at better department stores such as Macy's, Traci's, Saks Fifth Avenue, Slax S...
HOLLYWOOD - Rolling Stone Magazine has just confirmed that American Idol's Adam Lambert and Elvis Presley's Lisa Marie Presley have signed on to make a motion picture tribute to Michael Jackson titled, The Thrilling Singing and Dancing Story of Micha...
HOLLYWOOD - It is being reported that Lisa Marie Presley who has just been given custody of Michael Jackson's three children will now be adopting Macaulay Culkin and Shaheen Jafargholi.
Lisa Marie who was married to Michael Jackson for two years s...
HOLLYWOOD - Brooke Shields has just revealed a very intimate secret that she has kept inside of her for fifteen years.
The statuesque star stated that in 1994 she fell in love with Michael Jackson while the two of them were having M&M Blizzar...
MALIBU BEACH - Lisa Marie Presley, daughter of the King of Rock and Roll Elvis Presley was married for two years to the King of Pop Michael Jackson.
They were married in 1994, before a group of 100 family members and close friends. The wedding was...
California - (Fat Ass Mess): Lisa Marie Presley is suing celebrity-watch paper LA FagHagSlagMag over stories that her phantom pregnancy has made her into a corpulent 25-stone laughingstock gargoyle.