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Rob Pattinson Falls For The Gorgeously Ravishing Riley Keough, The Granddaughter of Elvis Presley

HOLLYWOOD - The star of The Twilight Saga series is singing some mighty happy tunes as he is dating Elvis Presley's beautifully stunning granddaughter Riley Keough. The two met in the frozen food section at a Tall Timbers Supermarket in Beverly Hi...

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Lisa Marie Presley hominid is 'extinct' Ecuadorian sloth says Smithsonian

Funny story: Lisa Marie Presley hominid is 'extinct' Ecuadorian sloth says Smithsonian

Washington DC - "Don't you dare call my ex-husband a sleazy hominid," the forty-something US singer-songwriter said today as pics of a Nicolas Cage-lookalike sasquatch prowling the grounds of her UK home were posted online. The reaction comes as S...

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Kent Bigfoot traced to Lisa Marie Presley's country pile

Funny story: Kent Bigfoot traced to Lisa Marie Presley's country pile

Garden of England - "Maybe it's an escapee from the Scientologists' Saint Hill Manor bunker," retired local X-Files sleuth Bob 'Mulder' Damson commented as news of the eight foot beastie's sighting broke. The ruddy-furred yeti seen marauding Royal...

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Lisa Marie Presley's Music Career and Marriage Have Hit The Rock 'n Roll Rocks

Funny story: Lisa Marie Presley's Music Career and Marriage Have Hit The Rock 'n Roll Rocks

LOS ANGELES - The music world can be a magical place where unknown acts suddenly can become overnight sensations and where recognizable names can end up spiraling downward until they crash. According to Cowbell Music Magazine's Chipper Caruso the...

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Lisa Marie Presley Leaves Los Angeles and Moves To London Because Of The Weather

Funny story: Lisa Marie Presley Leaves Los Angeles and Moves To London Because Of The Weather

LONDON - The king of rock and roll's only offspring, Lisa Marie Presley has sold her Roy Rogers ranch style home in Los Angeles, California for $5 million [£3.18 U.K] and moved to London, England. Elvis Presley's daughter landed at London's Heathr...

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Lisa Marie Presley Has A Weight Gain Meltdown

Funny story: Lisa Marie Presley Has A Weight Gain Meltdown

SHERMAN OAKS, California - Lisa Marie Presley was sitting in a booth at a local Pizza Hut having a large pizza that had been run through the garden. As she took her third bite she angrily remarked to an unidentified lady friend that she cannot und...

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'Disgusted of Tunbridge Wells' in their hundreds flee Garden of England as Lisa Marie Presley arrives

Funny story: 'Disgusted of Tunbridge Wells' in their hundreds flee Garden of England as Lisa Marie Presley arrives

Kent - (Exodus, Movement of Jarred People News): Of all the Tory Heaven! oases in this green and unpleasant land Royal Tunbridge Wells probably least deserves its latest resident. Lisa Presley, daughter of Elvis, arrived this week at a swish new b...

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Proud zombie Pa Elvis Presley walks freaky Lisa down the aisle as she renews vows with even freakier zombie Michael Jackson. She tells reporters: "This time I will take away his virginity"

Funny story: Proud zombie Pa Elvis Presley walks freaky Lisa down the aisle as she renews vows with even freakier zombie Michael Jackson. She tells reporters: "This time I will take away his virginity"

It was the zombie wedding of the year. Proud Pa zombie Elvis Presley dug himself out just in time to walk freaky daughter Lisa down the aisle. The event? Lisa was renewing her vows with moon-walking zombie husband Michael Jackson who had earlier b...

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Secret Nazi tunnels link Lisa Presley's new Borley Rectory home and Saint Hill Manor scientology HQ!

Funny story: Secret Nazi tunnels link Lisa Presley's new Borley Rectory home and Saint Hill Manor scientology HQ!

Kent - (Ectoplasm News): The underground matrix was bored circa 1941 by Nazi moles in the Queen Mother's entourage. According to secret MoD papers released today the subterranean tunnels to nearby Saint Hill Manor Scientology HQ were the subject o...

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Lisa Marie Presley Seeing Ghosts!

Funny story: Lisa Marie Presley Seeing Ghosts!

The police in Memphis, Tennessee received their nightly call from Lisa Marie Presley when she's not on the road. "She calls us every single night she's at the family home there at Graceland, saying she just saw a ghost of Lisa Marie Presley", stat...

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Lisa Marie Presley Now 175 Pounds, Following Elvis Footsteps

Funny story: Lisa Marie Presley Now 175 Pounds, Following Elvis Footsteps

Friends of Lisa Marie Presley say that she seems to be following in her dad's footsteps as she has steadily gained weight over the last few years. The tabloids have been showing a growing Lisa Marie, that is the same age as her dad when he died sudde...

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Elvis: The Little Known Top Ten Facts

Funny story: Elvis: The Little Known Top Ten Facts

After His 75th Birthday, Top Ten Little Known Facts About Elvis Presley 10. Elvis' mother, Gladys Smith's middle name was 'Elvis'. 9. Every dog and cat the family ever had (Ten 'Hound Dogs' at one time), was named 'Elvis'. 8. Elvis had a twin brother who was still-born and shown at a traveling circus show by Colonel Tom Parker. His name was 'Elvis #2'. 7. Elvis never liked the n...

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Lisa Marie Presley Admits, Like Dad, She's Not Very Bright

Funny story: Lisa Marie Presley Admits, Like Dad, She's Not Very Bright

Yesterday on the Mid-Morning PMSNBC Network, Lisa Marie Presley admitted that she wasn't the "brightest bulb on the lampshade". "I think I inherited my brains from dad who was a great person but lived on peanut butter and banana sandwiches and dip...

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Lisa Marie Presley in PlayGuy Spread

CHICAGO - The daughter of Elvis Presley the undisputed King of Rock and Roll, Lisa Marie Presley has just informed CNN's Larry King that she has agreed to appear in a seven page nude layout in the October issue of PlayGuy Magazine. Presley said th...

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The New Lisa Marie Presley Bikini Thongs Hit The Stores

HOLLYWOOD - Lisa Marie Presley's lingerie company, LMP's Bikini Thongs & Things has just announced that the latest line of Lisa Marie Designer Panties is now available at better department stores such as Macy's, Traci's, Saks Fifth Avenue, Slax S...

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Adam Lambert To Star With Lisa Marie Presley In "The Thrilling Story of Michael Jackson"

Funny story: Adam Lambert To Star With Lisa Marie Presley In "The Thrilling Story of Michael Jackson"

HOLLYWOOD - Rolling Stone Magazine has just confirmed that American Idol's Adam Lambert and Elvis Presley's Lisa Marie Presley have signed on to make a motion picture tribute to Michael Jackson titled, The Thrilling Singing and Dancing Story of Micha...

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Lisa Marie Presley To Adopt Macaulay Culkin and Shaheen Jafargholi

HOLLYWOOD - It is being reported that Lisa Marie Presley who has just been given custody of Michael Jackson's three children will now be adopting Macaulay Culkin and Shaheen Jafargholi. Lisa Marie who was married to Michael Jackson for two years s...

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Brooke Shields Proposed To Michael Jackson

Funny story: Brooke Shields Proposed To Michael Jackson

HOLLYWOOD - Brooke Shields has just revealed a very intimate secret that she has kept inside of her for fifteen years. The statuesque star stated that in 1994 she fell in love with Michael Jackson while the two of them were having M&M Blizzar...

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Philadelphia Eagles Only Need 2-Passenger Corvette For Official White House Visit After Winning Super Bowl Team

The delegation was the team coach who lost the coin toss and the team driver. The rest boycotted.
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