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US pissed peacock crashes liquor store!

Funny story: US pissed peacock crashes liquor store!

A Californian liquor store owner got the shock of his life when a peacock strutted in demanding BOOZE! The owner thought it was a practical joke, but after the huge bird made a beeline for the bourbon, he realised the joke was not on him! The peac...

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Fat Man Steals 20 bottles of whiskey from Liquor store!

Funny story: Fat Man Steals 20 bottles of whiskey from Liquor store!

While a friend caused a commotion outside a liquor store in Louisville, Kentucky, a big bellied guy in the store filled his pants...well, he didn't exactly crap on himself or anything, that was later. The fat guy inside the store filled his pants...

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Spirit "pick me up" recommended by George Osborne

Funny story: Spirit "pick me up" recommended by George Osborne

The Pioneer Spirit recommended by George Osborne was probably gin, House of Commons sobriety chief, Charles Kunnidy said this morning. Pioneer Spirit is the latest feel good phrase being bandied about by the Tory spin doctors. But Hogarth's grap...

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Liquor in the Front, Poker in the Rear

Funny story: Liquor in the Front, Poker in the Rear

A new Las Vegas entertainment establishment, couples some of America's favorite pastimes with the addition of prostitution services. The combination of alcohol and playing cards, mixed with the offering of personal sexual services has proven to be a...

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Chinese Woman Burns Husband Alive For Not Washing Feet

Funny story: Chinese Woman Burns Husband Alive For Not Washing Feet

A Beijing woman recently burned her new husband alive for not washing his feet before going to bed.

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Banned Beverage Returns to American Bars

Funny story: Banned Beverage Returns to American Bars

Absinthe was taken off of the liquor store shelves and out of the bars and saloons of the United States over 100 years ago. Doctors, at the time, said that the drink caused blindness, seizures, and insanity.

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