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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Admits She May Be A Serial Female Kisser

Miley Cyrus Admits She May Be A Serial Female Kisser

LOS ANGELES - Well Miley Cyrus finished the month of February at 2 for 2. The unofficial twerking champion of the USA earlier locked lips with Katy Perry and now she has engaged in a deep French kiss with fellow singer Brooke Candy. When Miley...
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Funny story: Angelina Jolie Talks About Her Upcoming Surgery

Angelina Jolie Talks About Her Upcoming Surgery

TOLEDO, Ohio - Angelina Jolie and her half dozen children were in Toledo visiting The Tricycle Museum. Jolie said that her kids had been wanting to visit the famous museum since they heard David Letterman talking about it with country music artist...
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Funny story: The Hillary Clinton - Angelina Jolie Feud Escalates

The Hillary Clinton - Angelina Jolie Feud Escalates

NEW YORK CITY - Larry King, co-host of The Viagra View is reporting that the ongoing feud between former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and actress Angelina Jolie has gotten worse. It appears that both women are really digging in and tossing o...
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Funny story: Sarah Palin Denies That She's Had Collagen Lip Implants

Sarah Palin Denies That She's Had Collagen Lip Implants

WASILLA, Alaska - Sarah Palin alias The Loose Moose was recently spotted at a local Tall Timbers Supermarket in her hometown of Wasilla. Several store customers said that they could not believe how horrible Mrs. Palin looked. One individual who...
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Funny story: Brad Pitt Insists That Angelina Jolie Get A Lip Reduction

Brad Pitt Insists That Angelina Jolie Get A Lip Reduction

NEW YORK CITY - Brad Pitt recently made mention of a fact that could end up getting him in a whole world of hurt with fiancée Angelina Jolie. Pitt, 47, told the Celebrity Globe that Angie recently checked into the Salvatore Goombalini General Hosp...
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Funny story: Forget Piercings, Tattoos: Saucered Lips The Latest Teen Craze!

Forget Piercings, Tattoos: Saucered Lips The Latest Teen Craze!

The latest craze that apparently began by newly arriving refugees in New York City is beginning to take the teen world by storm and is bound to begin showing up among Hollywood stars. What is this 'latest thing'? It's saucered lips! "You start...
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Funny story: Doctor Orders Angelina Jolie To Get Her Big Lips Reduced or Risk Looking Like Mick Jagger or Steven Tyler

Doctor Orders Angelina Jolie To Get Her Big Lips Reduced or Risk Looking Like Mick Jagger or Steven Tyler

LOS ANGELES - Angelina Jolie's face doctor, Dr. Vernon Celticbridge, has informed the movie starlet that her lips augmentation surgery has continued to increase in size and that the lips are getting pretty close to starting to look a little bit on th...
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Funny story: Mick's lips to be preserved for posterity

Mick's lips to be preserved for posterity

Rolling Stones front man Mick Jagger's lips will preserved and placed on permanent display in the British Museum after Jumpin'Jack Flash has gone to meet his maker. The Curator of the Museum announced that the exhibit would be unique and quite unlike...
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Funny story: Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt Thrilled : Lips Rescued From EBAY

Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt Thrilled : Lips Rescued From EBAY

WINDHOEK, OSHIWAMBO, REPUBLIC OF NAMIBIA, AFRICA, WHATEVER--(UNASSOCIATED PRESS ) Standing in front of their home in South Africa, a relieved Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie thanked INTERPOL and
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Funny story: More Dumb Questions

More Dumb Questions

In early November, I posted an article on dumb questions I had received at work. The following experience happened to one of my employees just a few days later. Sometimes, people do not engage their brain before speaking and say something that, if they had thought, would never have sneaked past past the lips or tongue. The conversation here, however, tends to make me believe that this b...
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Funny story: Aging Stones Rock Fenway

Aging Stones Rock Fenway

Boston -- Moss may not grow fat on a Rolling Stone, but the Stones themselves are "definitely growing older and fatter," said fans attending the Fenway Park opener of their latest tour. "Micks lips are saggier than my grandmother Nan...
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Funny story: Kirk Douglas Becomes Zombie, Eats Baby

Kirk Douglas Becomes Zombie, Eats Baby

At first, it seemed rather cute. Kirk Douglas, in a whimsical display of light-hearted antics, leaned forward and pretended to bite the arm of his 5-month old grandson, Jason. Afterwards he leaned back then licked his lips slowly, in what eye-witness...
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Funny story: Will von Schumacher win yet again?

Will von Schumacher win yet again?

It's the question on the lips of every avid fan of the FF1 competition - will Baron von Schumacher be top scorer again this year? In his dashing leathers and trade-mark bright red, triple-spoiler speed machine, the aristocratic ace is tipped to win t...
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