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Governor Chris Christie Says He May End Up Forming His Own Political Party

Funny story: Governor Chris Christie Says He May End Up Forming His Own Political Party

TRENTON, New Jersey - Governor Chris Christie says he is bound and determined to get the 100-pound liposuction he has been talking about. He told American Spotlight Magazine that he knows he can do it because he is a New Jerseyan and New Jerseyan'...

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The U.S. Government To Outlaw Liposuction

Funny story: The U.S. Government To Outlaw Liposuction

WASHINGTON, D.C. - In a move that has long been overdue, the government of the United States has moved to outlaw the weight loss program of liposuction. A spokesperson for the U.S. Department of Weight, Darth S. Clutterbuck, stated to the news med...

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Vatican to finance luposuction of a molested altar boy

Only two days after Pope Benedict XVI in his annual message for World Food Day called upon the international community to stay united against hunger, the Holy See announced on Vatican Radio that they would finance liposuction of Timothy Burrows, a fo...

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Susan Boyle Checks Into The Hospital For Liposuction

Funny story: Susan Boyle Checks Into The Hospital For Liposuction

BLACKBURN, Scotland - Susan Boyle the Scottish singing sensation who had the number one album of 2009, I Dreamed A Dream, has checked herself into London's Our Lady of The English Muffins Hospital. SuBo, as she is known throughout the free world h...

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Exorcism Available Via Liposuction

Funny story: Exorcism Available Via Liposuction

Vatican City (IP) - Our religious reporter recently toured the Vatican. While there he found out about a new device being distributed around the world that will take most of the pain out of the exorcism process and allows patients to lose their love...

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Free Cosmetic Surgery for Ugly Kids

Funny story: Free Cosmetic Surgery for Ugly Kids

Thousands of unpleasant looking children could be offered life changing cosmetic surgery if radical new Government health initiatives get the green light.

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