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Funny story: Big trouble in little China : the lipoinjectors

Big trouble in little China : the lipoinjectors

Chinese businesses have long been influenced by the now-declining economies of the West, and often wish to mimic them in any possible way. The Chinese economy may be built on cheap labour, but its companies want to be associated with supposed Western affluence. This has always been obvious in certain ways - for example, the suits that Chinese businessmen wear and the fine food and drink they en...
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Funny story: The U.S. Government To Outlaw Liposuction

The U.S. Government To Outlaw Liposuction

WASHINGTON, D.C. - In a move that has long been overdue, the government of the United States has moved to outlaw the weight loss program of liposuction. A spokesperson for the U.S. Department of Weight, Darth S. Clutterbuck, stated to the news med...
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Funny story: Vatican to finance luposuction of a molested altar boy

Vatican to finance luposuction of a molested altar boy

Only two days after Pope Benedict XVI in his annual message for World Food Day called upon the international community to stay united against hunger, the Holy See announced on Vatican Radio that they would finance liposuction of Timothy Burrows, a fo...
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Funny story: Susan Boyle Checks Into The Hospital For Liposuction

Susan Boyle Checks Into The Hospital For Liposuction

BLACKBURN, Scotland - Susan Boyle the Scottish singing sensation who had the number one album of 2009, I Dreamed A Dream, has checked herself into London's Our Lady of The English Muffins Hospital. SuBo, as she is known throughout the free world h...
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Funny story: Exorcism Available Via Liposuction

Exorcism Available Via Liposuction

Vatican City (IP) - Our religious reporter recently toured the Vatican. While there he found out about a new device being distributed around the world that will take most of the pain out of the exorcism process and allows patients to lose their love...
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Funny story: Free Cosmetic Surgery for Ugly Kids

Free Cosmetic Surgery for Ugly Kids

Thousands of unpleasant looking children could be offered life changing cosmetic surgery if radical new Government health initiatives get the green light.
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