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Funny story:  Tabloid hoaxed into paying $25,000 for stuffed toy lion selfie

Tabloid hoaxed into paying $25,000 for stuffed toy lion selfie

Lion Park, Jonhannesburg - A London tabloid has been tricked into paying $25,000 for a selfie of a 'genuine' young lioness cuddling up with Brit tourists in a South Afican wildlife park. The paper published snaps of an eight month old lioness call...
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Funny story:  Lion poo business booming

Lion poo business booming

Sales of lion dung have rocketed in recent months, as has the price. The waste product has become very popular with gardeners as it repels almost all known pests. Britain's leading supplier Lionel Plopp has been doing a roaring trade. "I'd be 'lio...
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Funny story:  Essex Lion terrorises the Pendle Ikea

Essex Lion terrorises the Pendle Ikea

The Lion that was originally spotted in Essex has made its way up the country to the Lancashire town of Pendle just in time for the Annual Coven Festival, which takes place every weekend in the town. "We couldn't believe it," said Peter Bottomthwa...
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Funny story:  Professor Norton Folgate's Theory on Lions

Professor Norton Folgate's Theory on Lions

In the sometime occasional series by Professor Norton Folgate there have been many fascinating and intriguing topics and today's is no exception. With the startling news that there may or may not be a Lion on the loose in Essex, innit, we thought it would be fairly topical to ask the Professor on his theory on Lions and what would make one want to escape from the relative comfort, or maybe disc...
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Funny story:  Lion Roams in Essex

Lion Roams in Essex

A lion has been sighted roaming in Essex. He is thought to have escaped from a zoo in Colchester where he was being ill treated. Information coming to our news desk suggests the lion is headed for East London where he wants a meeting with the West...
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Funny story:  Apple announce that Mountain Lion downloads  top 3 million

Apple announce that Mountain Lion downloads top 3 million

Apple Computers have revealed that Mountain Lion downloads have topped three million in the first week. "I didn't realise that there were that many mountain lions in the world," said head of development, Ellie James. "When I last checked there we...
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Funny story:  Monty's Airborne Lions

Monty's Airborne Lions

There are many amazing untold tales of World War II. Perhaps one of the most extraordinary is that of the Airborne Lions, a British parachute regiment commanded by Field Marshal Montgomery. They only flew one mission before they were disbanded, but that mission was to prove critical to the war's outcome. The idea for the mission came from Churchill himself, who believed that air-dropping a numb...
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Funny story:  Cougars Upset Over Amount Of Unwanted Attention The MILF Market Has Brought Them

Cougars Upset Over Amount Of Unwanted Attention The MILF Market Has Brought Them

ISSAQUAH, WA-Cougars, long since held as nature's third coolest cat (behind lions and tigers, respectively), have recently come into a bit of an identity crisis. This is due in large part to the recent branding of 40-somethings who romantically t...
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Funny story:  Lion Attack: Quick thinking father saves family

Lion Attack: Quick thinking father saves family

A British father has been applauded for his quick thinking which saved his family from savage, hungry lions in Tanzania. Whilst on the holiday of a lifetime, the Philbin family's tour bus broke down, deep in the Serengeti. As the driver radioed f...
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Funny story:  Animal rights activists eaten by lions

Animal rights activists eaten by lions

Disaster struck at the Lady Gaga Memorial Zoo in Los Angeles today, when a group of animal rights activists were eaten alive by lions. The group call themselves Animals Shouldn't Suffer, Help Uncage Life on Earth (ASSHULE) and they are against what t...
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Funny story:  Zanesville, Ohio:  Look What's New On The Menu!

Zanesville, Ohio: Look What's New On The Menu!

The local police chief in Zanesville, Ohio, the site of the wild animal escape and slaughter has announced that half of the carcasses have been stolen in the dead of night from the Columbus Zoo morgue. At the present time, no one has been incarcerat...
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Funny story:  Westerham Heights Man Dies in Sloth Attack

Westerham Heights Man Dies in Sloth Attack

London - The ZSL London Zoo has confirmed that Taber Hemingway was killed quite viciously by sloths. Zoo security and Scotland Yard are still investigating what happened exactly. The security tapes in the Rain Forrest section of the zoo caught the at...
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Funny story:  Pressure builds on Lion King as protests spread to Pride Lands

Pressure builds on Lion King as protests spread to Pride Lands

Pride Rock, Pride Lands: Protests that have already rocked African countries including Tunisia, Egypt and Libya have now spread to the kingdom of Pride Lands. The country has been ruled by "Lion King" Simba since a 1994 coup that saw the violent o...
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Funny story:  The Curious Case of the Caring Chimps

The Curious Case of the Caring Chimps

It has always been the believe of most humans, that animals, don't have feelings but that myth, was without a doubt blown away recently when a group of chimpanzees, were filmed caring for a dying female chimp, at Blair Drummond Safari Park in Stirlingshire. As the elderly female chimp called Pansy, lay dying others in the group stroked her head and made her comfortable. Her daughter Rosie, even...
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Funny story:  Aslan to bid to run East Coast mainline for no profit

Aslan to bid to run East Coast mainline for no profit

Narnia's lion, Aslan, is planning to put in a bid to run a main railway line as a not-for-profit business. The East Coast mainline which runs from London to Scotland via Leeds was nationalised last year after being run by Sauron and the Nine Rider...
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Funny story:  Major Hollywood Movie Studio Replaces Their Lion Mascot With A Woodchuck Mascot

Major Hollywood Movie Studio Replaces Their Lion Mascot With A Woodchuck Mascot

HOLLYWOOD - MGM has announced that they are replacing their Leo the Lion studio logo mascot. Leo has been MGM's mascot since 1916. He had gone through several lion generations in his colorful 93 year history but due to the sagging economy and dwin...
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Funny story:  Evil Cat Killer To Get Just Desserts

Evil Cat Killer To Get Just Desserts

An evil Glaswegian pervert who killed three cats appeared in court yesterday and will be sentenced next month. The unnamed pervert, a fat bastard who can't find a girlfriend allegedly got his kicks from torturing cats, and in three cases killing them...
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Funny story:  Detroit Lions Make Unusual Draft Picks

Detroit Lions Make Unusual Draft Picks

The Detroit Lions, the first NFL team to ever go 0-16 in a season and holders of the worst record over the last eight seasons, had the first pick in this weekend's NFL draft. As a surprise to no one, they chose a quarterback in the first round. The...
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Snoops: The average number of toothpicks people swallow in their lifetime? Three. Mostly from laughing after dinner.

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