Amid concerns that the new F35 'Lightning II' fighter jet can be exploded by lightning, and that the 'Rivet Joint' aircraft may be barely airworthy the armed forces have now been instructed to adhere to a stricter naming convention.
Cuthbert Pomfr...
Boca Grande, Fl - A local man has offered a $200,000 reward to anyone who can find a way to make quieter thunderstorms.
Morty Shafter, who describes himself as a retired marine biologist from New York, offered the reward after discovering Flo...
Boffins worldwide have been stunned by findings that suggest flying saucers can be explained by distressed male organs.
Professor Cletus X Scrotum, of the Institute of Weird Science at Harvard, has been studying the phenomenon of UFOs for years an...
The popular TV giraffe called Hamley (RIP) stuck his neck out once too far, got struck by lightning and is now a stiff long-necked "stiff" giraffe.
The freak accident happened on a Safari park in South Africa where Hamley was busy chewing on his f...
Long thought to be different names for the same eternal and fiery destination, Florida pornography producer, polygamist and convicted drug smuggler, Bernie Smurphwank says "not so". During a recent golf event, Smurphwank was struck by lightning on t...
After an hours-long standoff outside a hospital in Southwestern Ohio, it appears that the much beloved icon "Touchdown Jesus" has died from wounds inflicted by local police and sheriffs' deputies, as well as a National Guard unit that was called to t...
A 19 metres tall and 12 metres wide statue of Jesus Christ no longer stands after Jesus' relative, Mother Nature, was alleged to have been called in to "strike it down".
In Ohio, locals were at a loss why a lightening strike choose there treasured...
Columbus Day tourists to the famed Lincoln Memorial fled in terror as the famous statue rose from it's perch after an errant lightning bolt struck it.
Rising to a height of 28 feet tall, the bewildered behemoth lumbered forth smashing the Doric co...
SAN FRANCISCO, CA - With the cause of lightning supposedly still a matter of debate, and with theories ranging from the laughable to the somewhat plausible, San Francisco Onion staff writer and physicist Ginger Steele decided to weigh in on the matte...
SAN DIEGO, CA - Reigning Miss California Carrie Prejean is convalescing at Sharp Memorial Hospital in San Diego after being felled by a freak lightning strike this afternoon.
Police have launched a full investigation into the incident after police...
Los Angeles, California - The New England Journal of Medicine warns iPod users this week not to tempt fate in these final days as we wait upon the judgment by wearing iPods, during a thunderstorm and especially while listening to 'heavy metal,...
White lightnin', it is really gud,
Ah make and drink it like ah shuld.
You are the one.
(Lightning)...