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Lady Gaga Sued in New York City, Japan!

Funny story: Lady Gaga Sued in New York City, Japan!

Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta, better known as Lady Gaga is being sued in a New York Court by several of her former fans because of her outfits that she wore when they went to see her perform. Although she told reporters that the whole thing...

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People were less festive this year

Funny story: People were less festive this year

As Twelfth Night approaches, less people are taking down exterior lights and Christmas decorations than for any year previously, since the invention of exterior lights and Christmas decorations. "My neighbour always had a magnificent display," sai...

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Bulb gone on your car? There's an app for that

Funny story: Bulb gone on your car? There's an app for that

Every driver has been there. Driving along quite happily when they become aware of all the other drivers flashing. A quick check shows that the headlights should be on, but pulling over and it's discovered that the bulbs are blown. "What can you d...

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The world's fastest computer uses neutrinos

Funny story: The world's fastest computer uses neutrinos

Hot on the news that neutrinos can travel faster than light, scientists at Intel have constructed their new neutrino chip set to make use of this unexpected subatomic behaviour. "The N-Chip will revolutionise the computer industry as much as every...

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Seasonal adjustment disorder? There's an app for that

Funny story: Seasonal adjustment disorder? There's an app for that

Sufferers of Seasonal Adjustment Disorder (SAD) can finally rejoice with the latest applelet from MyWay Apps, iNoSad. "This is brilliant," said App World! editor, Mac Buck. "Worth every cent of the ten dollar fee. I've not only bought it for myse...

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Light Shed on Dark Matter

The search for dark matter has occupied the minds of many of the brightest scientists in the world. They can't see it and are continually searching for signs of its existence. In a surprising development progress on this area of research has come...

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Death of 100W lightbulb 'due to terror' says Obama

Funny story: Death of 100W lightbulb 'due to terror' says Obama

The European 100 Watt lightbulb, whose existence ended this week, was 'killed by terrorists', according to American President Barack Obama. Speaking from Washington DC, he said: 'People of America, our thoughts are with our friends in Britain and...

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UK cities install black street lights

Funny story: UK cities install black street lights

In an effort to cut costs and help the environment, all British cities changed their street light bulbs from orange ones to black ones today. 'This will lower greenhouse gases and provide jobs for thousands of tea-drinking council workers', Prime...

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Speed of light wrong

Funny story: Speed of light wrong

Scientists have finally been able to measure the speed of light, and they have discovered that their original speed was wrong. Ray Luminere of the Paris Academe, Paris, used an advanced version of the same technology that catches speeding drivers...

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Black Light Could be Bright

Funny story: Black Light Could be Bright

SPACE - Strange black light, which likely causes space to keep getting darker, seems to have another effect: It prevents white light from getting too bright. Astronomers used torches to study the formation of the black light on a dark night. Thei...

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Bright Light Beam Being Built To Attract Aliens

Funny story: Bright Light Beam Being Built To Attract Aliens

A southern US City has accepted to host a 10,000-watt light to be directed to the sky 365 days a year. The city council agreed to this project only after NASA agreed to create artwork around the light so the sculpture will be more acceptable to the c...

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Psychiatrists Will Attempt to Change Light Bulb

Funny story: Psychiatrists Will Attempt to Change Light Bulb

Belleview, New York (IP) - Psychiatrists at this famous psychiatric hospital will attempt to change a light bulb.

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Presence of All Colors Yields 'Hot Pink' (and not 'Pure White' as previously thought)

Funny story: Presence of All Colors Yields 'Hot Pink' (and not 'Pure White' as previously thought)

Easton, Pennsylvania (Reuterus) - Color experts at Crayola Headquarters have confirmed that the presence of all colors in the visible spectrum actually produces a hue of 'hot pink' and not 'pure white'.

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Harvard Zamboni Operator Accidentally Freezes Cube of White Light

Funny story: Harvard Zamboni Operator Accidentally Freezes Cube of White Light

BOSTON (Wired News) - Researchers at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology have been attempting to freeze light particles in the laboratory for the past five years. But cross-town rival Harvard accidentally beat them to it over the weekend.

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Wal-Mart Endorses New Light Bulbs

Funny story: Wal-Mart Endorses New Light Bulbs

In an effort to reduce energy inefficiency and slow down global warming, Wal-Mart has announced a plan to push yet another change in consumers' lighting options. Already the new flourescent bulbs launched last year are obsolete even though they are...

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Government spy bulbs

Funny story: Government spy bulbs

In a shocking discovery made by intrepid wannabe scientist, Mark Bramwell, it has been found that every single lightbulb in every single house in every single street on every single... Umm every single light bulb contains top secret high-tech govern...

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Light overtaken by cheeky soundwave

Funny story: Light overtaken by cheeky soundwave

Scientists at Hope University in Boston, Mass. released details today of a recent incident in one of their refraction labs.

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Referendum To Ban And Remove Trump

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