It's taken twenty-five years to complete the study, but the latest research from Evesham Sports College indicates that for every hour spent watching TV, life expectancy is reduced by twenty-two minutes.
"This means," said Teri Vizien, who headed u...
The National Audit Office has today published grim statistics confirming that life expectancy is lowest in the most deprived areas of the UK.
The report has found that the average man will DEFINITELY die at 75.8 years old with women faring little...
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