A Long Sutton hairstylist will have to wait at least another six weeks before she gets a decision regarding her application for an extension to her license to provide hair extensions.
Eva Longstrand, who specializes in extra-long hair extensions,...
Early this morning British Prime Minister, David Cameron has passed a law saying that everyone of the ages 16 to 65 must possess a licence to have sex.
As part of a new government initiative to promote health and safety when having sex, the lice...
A judge in the USA has allowed Michael Jackson's Doctor to keep his medical licence even although he is charged with manslaughter.
The murdering Doctor in the UK Doctor Harold Shipman was allowed to keep his medical licence even although many peo...
The Boring BBC is raising the TV license fee again to £145.50 in the age of satellite television when there are hundreds of thousands of people who don't give a rats arse about BBC TV programmes.
John Stewart of Edinburgh is wanting everyone to or...
MI6 superspy James Bond has had his licence to kill revoked by Westminster magistrates. The 85 year old Bond, currently residing in a nursing home in Woking was reportedly not up to the job any more.
Bond, who killed people with alarming frequency...
The Metropolitan Police today announced a major new initiative to crack down on crime.
New rules will mean that criminals will have to register with the local police before commencing activities.
"We hope the new system will mean less duplicati...
It's true, Karim's Off Licence in Derby and even the Isle of Man and Stirling are giving away a free Can of the Irish Nectar!...
New Mexico has added several new procedures to their standard driver's road test for new applicants to receive a driver's license. According to state Governor Bill Richardson, "these are due to the changing times and changing environment on the road...
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