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Funny story: Shave the Children Fund gets lousy treatment

Shave the Children Fund gets lousy treatment

Lahore, Pakistan - A global charity dedicated to eradicating international louse pandemics among juveniles has been closed down by the authorities for alleged anti-competition activities against the Pakistan Nit Company. Shave the Children has be...
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Funny story: Most British Women Would Pick Body Lice Before Sex According To New Survey

Most British Women Would Pick Body Lice Before Sex According To New Survey

According to a newly published survey by the Billingsgate Institute, most British women would pick body lice before sex. Although limited to women between the age of 15 to 45 polled after returning from Holiday from Italy, Spain and Greece, 76% of t...
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Funny story: University study of crabs danger shocks British citizens

University study of crabs danger shocks British citizens

The University of Newcastle upon Tyne released the results of a two-year study of the dangers posed to humans infested by foreign crabs coming ashore in the UK. Undocumented alien sex workers are infecting good, clean British "Johns" who then spread...
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Funny story: Love-Hate Ballad

Love-Hate Ballad

When I am with you the time just flies, I love you even though your hair are full of lice.
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Funny story: Man with problems covers his testicles with sandwich spread

Man with problems covers his testicles with sandwich spread

Recent newcomer to England, East European Pincha Knifenfork had unwelcome visitors to his nether region after a night with a woman he picked up at a dockside pub, "The Haddock and Rupture"...
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Funny story: Britney Spears Shaved Bald Due to Head Lice

Britney Spears Shaved Bald Due to Head Lice

Britney Spears, supporting a new chrome dome, revealed today the simple and embarrasing reason for her new look: head lice. "I musta caught them fellers off of a pillow from some guy when I was out partying with Paris," said the slightly red-faced...
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Funny story: The Buzz: Hey Waiter, There's a Fly in my Campbell's Soup!

The Buzz: Hey Waiter, There's a Fly in my Campbell's Soup!

The Daily Swill, Camden, NJ - Reacting to immense shareholder pressure to improve earnings, Campbell Soup Company, the world's largest soup manufacturer, announced the release of three revolutionary new insect flavored soups - Fly Lice, Mantis Noodle...
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