Lahore, Pakistan - A global charity dedicated to eradicating international louse pandemics among juveniles has been closed down by the authorities for alleged anti-competition activities against the Pakistan Nit Company.
Shave the Children has be...
According to a newly published survey by the Billingsgate Institute, most British women would pick body lice before sex. Although limited to women between the age of 15 to 45 polled after returning from Holiday from Italy, Spain and Greece, 76% of t...
The University of Newcastle upon Tyne released the results of a two-year study of the dangers posed to humans infested by foreign crabs coming ashore in the UK. Undocumented alien sex workers are infecting good, clean British "Johns" who then spread...
When I am with you the time just flies,
I love you even though your hair are full of lice.
Recent newcomer to England, East European Pincha Knifenfork had unwelcome visitors to his nether region after a night with a woman he picked up at a dockside pub, "The Haddock and Rupture"...
Britney Spears, supporting a new chrome dome, revealed today the simple and embarrasing reason for her new look: head lice.
"I musta caught them fellers off of a pillow from some guy when I was out partying with Paris," said the slightly red-faced...
The Daily Swill, Camden, NJ - Reacting to immense shareholder pressure to improve earnings, Campbell Soup Company, the world's largest soup manufacturer, announced the release of three revolutionary new insect flavored soups - Fly Lice, Mantis Noodle...
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