Washington - "It's still unclear which of the two crafts was on top doing the, er, inseminating," a spokesperson for US drone program architect John Brenner said today, "due to freak vibrational fallout interfering with satellite video recorders. Bu...
"Romney steps in it again," the headline read this morning in The Washington Post. "Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse," states the sub-title. Evidently the Post and other media were reacting to a hastily called press conference called b...
Washington, DC-- Secretary of State Hillary Clinton has tapped her husband to be the next ambassador to Libya. Mrs. Clinton hailed the former president as 'an amazing negotiator' and promised that he will be rewarded in his new job in the troubled r...
It was another day, like any other in the bowels of Tripoli. Another coffee shop dive with tables occupied by the desparate, the heart broken, the insipid, the millipedes, the cockroaches... Spam was at the piano, playing tunes for the forgotten. I was behind the bar frothing a cappucino for a large Tunisian who was making me nervous taking up nearly two of my new bar stools.
"I say Dick, what...
Libya's current authority, the National Transitional Council, has decided to end the decade's old ban on Guacamole first instituted by now-deposed dictator Moammar Gaddafi, the Council's Abdul Hafid Ghoga told reporters here on Thursday.
"Gaddafi...
Tripoli - "Of course it all depends on the actual charges prosecutors bring against the Colonel's son," a Libyan legal source said today.
"If it's aggravated cock-fighting, PhD doctoral fiddles or failure to pay his London Congestion Charge then T...
Libya - In a eerie twisty reminiscent of Alfred Hitchcock's 1938 movie thriller The Lady Vanishes the remains of horrible Libyan dictator Muammar Gaddafi have vamooshed into thin heir (sic) along with one of his awful sons, Mutassim.
National Tran...
The Health and Safty Executive (HSE) have issued a directive regarding the body storage of Colonel Gaddafi, the former Libyan dictator.
In a directive issued to Libya's National Transitional Council, the HSE's representative in the region, Mustaph...
October 22, 2011. Misrata, Libya. With little time on my hands, I flagged down a taxi, begging a ride from the Misrata airport to where Ghadafi's body allegedly rested.
It was time to "pull a MacGyver." I had the cab drop me several blocks from the Misrata Meat Market. Racing down a dusty neighborhood alley, I ripped a burka from a clothesline. A roiling, angry knot of children appeared, but we...
BRUSSELS, Belgium--Just as orders for the white Ford Bronco skyrocketed after O.J. Simpson tried to flee the police in 1994, yet another raging lunatic has driven up the sales of a vehicle.
Footage of the Toyota 4x4 went viral this week as Libyan...
New York City - "We may not have won the World Series or even the pennant this year, but we sure as hell took care of that Gaddafi douche bag."
So said New York Yankees Manager Joe Girardi in describing how a man in a Yankees cap fired the fatal b...
It has been revealed today in the discovery of papers following the accidental murder of Colonel Gaddafi of Libya, that he wasn't in fact president of Libya at all, and has been spending the past 42 years fooling people.
Speaking from Algeria, whe...
Michelle Bachmann joined the other Republican presidential candidates today in condemning Obama for the killing of Libyan leader Moammar Gaddafi.
"Do you know how hard it is to find good kowtowing dictators?" said Bachmann, echoing the sentiment...
Sirte - In what some suspect to be an act of 'assisted suicide' Mad Dog of the Middle East Colonel Gaddafi has reportedly died, clutching a vile (sic) of the hypnotic 'double' agent propofol.
Gaddafi, 69, had been holed up at a Butlins-style subte...
Hertfordshire - Dubbed the crucible of home grown terra descendants of the Home Counties town have been traced to a notorious leper colony that mutated soon after the 1883 eruption of Krakatoa.
This weekend an announcement by the Department for Cu...
Major Mehmet Mehmet, of the Libyan Peoples Popular Front Army, has denied claims his troops refused to jump from thier aircraft into the battle zone. It was reported, that the 200 strong platoon, trained by the Elite, Libyan Womens Peoples Popular fe...
Military leaders in Libya, have given David Cameron an assurance that they will not invade our country despite the awkward situation between the two nations. Major Fizal Meazales of the Libyan peoples military front, was hoping the statement would pu...
It was announced today that British Prime Minister David Cameron and French President Nicholas Sarkozy were about to take off on the next "Great Race" as each prepared
a 'diplomatic mission' to Libya to gather up the 'spoils' as both planned to lan...