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Funny story: North Carolina Cracks Down on Plumber's Crack

North Carolina Cracks Down on Plumber's Crack

State representatives of North Carolina have introduced a bill that, if passed, would "clarify" an already existing state law to prohibit the display of butt cracks. The proposed legislation, House Bill (_!_), would make it a Class Preparation H f...
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Funny story: Cross dressers to get their own toilets in pubs

Cross dressers to get their own toilets in pubs

Pubs across the UK have already installed disabled toilets to accompany their ladies and gents (or stags and does, bulls and cows or rams and ewes depending on the name of the pub). Many pubs have voluntarily installed baby changing facilities. Now n...
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Funny story: Congressman: Replace TSA with New Airport Screening Program

Congressman: Replace TSA with New Airport Screening Program

Washington (SAPP) - To stop a mounting surge of complaints against the Transportation Security Agency (TSA), Congressman Westley Guilder (R-Texas) has introduced House Bill 1202 that would change the way TSA screeners handle passengers entering into...
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Funny story: The colour red to be banned in call centres

The colour red to be banned in call centres

It will soon be against the law to wear the colour red whilst working in a call centre. Additionally, any red that is present in a call centre will have to be removed by the company running the call centre. "It is important that we get this done q...
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Funny story: Health & Safety Officer Suspended As A Result Of Manual He Helped Draft!

Health & Safety Officer Suspended As A Result Of Manual He Helped Draft!

Roger Brownloaf, a health and safety inspector from Dudley, could hardly believe his eyes last Monday. For when he turned on his computer he found an email in his inbox telling him that he was suspended from active duties...because of a breach of hea...
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Funny story: SNP To Introduce Posh Git Tax

SNP To Introduce Posh Git Tax

SNP leader Alex Salmond is set to announce a major new income generating measure as his first action since his party's landslide election victory last week. The First Minister is to announce what has already been identified as anti English legisl...
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Funny story: France Impose Ban On Smiling in Public

France Impose Ban On Smiling in Public

A woman in the South of France has been detained by police after being caught smiling in a Marseilles street. France is the first country to pass legislation prohibiting anyone from "facially expressing positive thoughts" in public. The Frenc...
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Funny story: Study Finds America is Second Most Violent Country

Study Finds America is Second Most Violent Country

Washington, D.C. - America has fallen behind. No, not in education, healthcare or quality of life. The US is now the second most violent country in the world. So, who is the most violent? The answer is a bit surprising. Would you believe Luxembo...
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Funny story: Harry Reid: Health Bill to Please Everyone

Harry Reid: Health Bill to Please Everyone

WASHINGTON, DC - After extensive discussion on the Health Care Bill, Harry Reid has announced that "everything everyone wants" will be in the final legislation. By using "triggers" and vague nonexistent government positions and committees to dete...
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Funny story: Annoyed Someone? Get Ready To Be Punched!

Annoyed Someone? Get Ready To Be Punched!

Have you ever been in the pub and the man next to you, who you don't know, starts a conversation? You only went in to get away from the wife or to avoid doing that DIY job she's been pestering you about. A quiet uninterrupted pint is what's requi...
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Funny story: Toasted Sandwiches To Be Outlawed Under New Legislation

Toasted Sandwiches To Be Outlawed Under New Legislation

The British Parliament, reeling under the MP expenses scandal has decided to hit back at an ungrateful public electorate by banning toast, particularly toasted sandwiches, or 'toasties' as they are known. One MP, Helmut Dagger (CON) told us: "P...
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Funny story: Dr.s' pay still too high

Dr.s' pay still too high

A report out today shows that doctors are being paid more than eve due to a loop hole in their contract. Doctors are being bought private planes by the NHS with DR written on the side, a measure enabled seventeen year ago in order to increase accessi...
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Funny story: Expose: Congressional Sweat Shop

Expose: Congressional Sweat Shop

Here in the nation's capital, brightly lit rooms are hiding a dark secret. Hundreds of men and women are churning out thousands of bills, and hardly gaining any respect.
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