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Funny story: Nation's Poor Smoking More Crack Due To Pot Price Peak

Nation's Poor Smoking More Crack Due To Pot Price Peak

A new research study out today shows that the nations poor, as defined by poverty rates, are smoking more crack than ever now that legal pot prices are souring! "I can't even afford a roach now" said 22 year old stoner Cody Nevins. "Crack is by far t...
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Funny story: Catholics put pot into their prayers, over Pope's objections

Catholics put pot into their prayers, over Pope's objections

The Vatican - A secret enclave of Catholic bishops and cardinals has added marijuana smoking to the church's menu of Holy Sacraments. The unprecedented action is expected to boost the popularity of Catholicism while replenishing the church's coffers,...
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Funny story: Denver Rock Band Claims To Be The Unofficial State of Colorado Pot Party Band

Denver Rock Band Claims To Be The Unofficial State of Colorado Pot Party Band

DENVER - With the new Marijuana Law now going into its third month, many Colorado college students are having weekend pot parties. A rock band that is based in Denver has been playing at three marijuana parties every weekend. The band Rocky For...
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Funny story: Colorado Girl Scouts Hold Huge Protest Rally Outside of Marijuana Dispensary

Colorado Girl Scouts Hold Huge Protest Rally Outside of Marijuana Dispensary

Denver, CO As the Colorado Girl Scouts of America organization announced a ban on selling cookies outside of marijuana dispensaries, thousands of Girl Scouts around the nation showed up in Denver to protest. They gathered in the area outside of the l...
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Funny story: Wyoming to Erect High Fence Along Border with Colorado

Wyoming to Erect High Fence Along Border with Colorado

CHEYENNE, WYOMING - Matt Mead, Governor of Wyoming, announced at a press conference today that he has authorized the erection of a 8 foot tall fence stretching along Wyoming's border with Colorado. "We can't afford to lose any more people," explai...
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Funny story: New Toking/Smoking Weather Forecast Available

New Toking/Smoking Weather Forecast Available

DENVER, COLORADO - The Denver/Boulder Office of the National Weather Service will now include the new and specific forecasting of Chinook winds as they apply to the distribution of marijuana and other kinds of personal smoke down along the front rang...
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Funny story: Economy in Colorado Higher Than The Rockies

Economy in Colorado Higher Than The Rockies

Denver Mayor Hancock says that, although he was against legalizing recreational marijuana at first, he says it is making his city and the whole state wealthy. "I had previously thought about all the problems but they don't seem to be any worse tha...
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Funny story: Pot Now Sold To inmates In Colorado Prisons

Pot Now Sold To inmates In Colorado Prisons

In urban centers such as New York City and Los Angeles, the sale of e-cigarettes in jails and prisons is forbidden. But throughout rural America prison guards are supplementing their incomes by selling there nicotine laden regular cigarette substitu...
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Funny story: Weed-smoking Potlandians debate whether to legalize Nicotine and Alcohol

Weed-smoking Potlandians debate whether to legalize Nicotine and Alcohol

CANNABISTOWN, PO--In Potlandia, marijuana is legal for recreational purposes and is commonly smoked by nearly all of the adult citizens of that country, while alcohol and nicotine are banned. But the alcohol and tobacco industries regard Potlandia's...
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Funny story: Denver Brocos Changing Name To Denver Doobies!

Denver Brocos Changing Name To Denver Doobies!

The Denver Broncos are considering calling themselves The Denver Doobies by the 2014 season according to a Source who has been talking to players. "We were told that might happen. They also say that a lot of NFL teams want to go to Denver to play...
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Funny story: Theory That Our Universe Is Just A Hologram Really Messes With Peoples Heads

Theory That Our Universe Is Just A Hologram Really Messes With Peoples Heads

An article in the Huffington Post (Science section, Dec. 12) titled 'Is The Universe A Hologram? Physicists Say It's Possible' is causing queasiness amongst many in the world, especially those in a perpetual state of pot induced highness. Our intrepi...
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