NOTE: This leaflet is part of the new government program to stop tax evaders being idiots.
SO - YOU'VE DECIDED TO STOP PAYING THE UNITED STATES* GOVERNMENT TAXES?
This leaflet will show you the routes you - and we - can take to make sure that your wish of continuing your asshole behaivor comes true!
- Move to Somalia.
As you probably are a gun-toting, immigrant hater, you'll be able to...
I recently had a rash on my hands. It was quite a nasty rash, brought on by stress, apparently. I'm one of the most relaxed people I know, and yet, according to the doctor I was stressed and it led to the rash. Personally, I feel I am allergic to something, and my doctor couldn't be bothered finding out...but that's another story.
I was given some cream for the rash. Being a law abiding citizen...
Sorry, you can't go back any further!
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An original metaphor:
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