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Voters Warned of Lead Pencil Poisoning as They Mark Their Primary Ballots

Funny story: Voters Warned of Lead Pencil Poisoning as They Mark Their Primary Ballots

New York - The city's Board of Elections issued an official health alert to New Yorkers voting in the presidential primaries: "Don't touch, taste or sniff the core of the pencil with which you are marking your ballot. It is really made of lead and c...

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Picher OK's The Old Miner's Pharmacy sells "Leaded Only" products

Funny story: Picher OK's The Old Miner's Pharmacy sells "Leaded Only" products

PICHER, OK (ABSNN) - Gary Linderman owns the Old Miner's Pharmacy in downtown Picher, Oklahoma. He hasn't much business lately, mostly due to the fact that the entire town of Picher has been declared "hazardous waste site," by the federal government...

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Drugs in our drinking water

Funny story: Drugs in our drinking water

Yahoo! News recently reported of an Associated Press investigation into the quality of drinking water that discovered minute amounts of pharmaceuticals including antibiotics, anti-convulsants, mood stabilizers and sex hormones.

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Brokeback Mountain toy camping set recalled due to possible franks and beans choking hazard

Funny story: Brokeback Mountain toy camping set recalled due to possible franks and beans choking hazard

Hollywood, California - According to the FDA, small franks and beans accessory parts from the toy Cowboy action figure camping set can become detached and lodged in the throat, presenting a possible choking hazard.

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Another Chinese airplane threatens ceremonial suicide to preserve its country's honor; lands safely at Kansai airport without incident

Funny story: Another Chinese airplane threatens ceremonial suicide to preserve its country's honor; lands safely at Kansai airport without incident

Tokyo, Japan - A second Chinese airplane this week that was unable to face the ridicule and shaming by other airplanes from across the world at International Airports for its county's recent scandal for poison dog food, contaminate fish, lead tai...

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Makers of Baby Einstein markets Home Lead Testing Chemistry Set, amid controversy of its own

Funny story: Makers of Baby Einstein markets Home Lead Testing Chemistry Set, amid controversy of its own

New York, New York - With over 18 million lead tainted toys manufactured in China recalled so far, near panic, if not deep seeded concern for the welfare of children has spread worldwide. In the midst of this crisis, the makers of Baby Einstein home...

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The Only Way to Get the Palestinians to the Table

Our Middle East correspondent M. Voltaire opines: If you want PLO/Hamas to come to the Peace Table, set out copious quantities of rancid cheese --it's the only enticing incentive for street rats.
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