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Funny story: Move By Cameron To Target "Can't Be Bothered" Party

Move By Cameron To Target "Can't Be Bothered" Party

The newly formed "Apathy" party which sprung up almost overnight via social networking websites came in for a slamming by David Cameron at a meeting of The Conservative Party in Scunthorpe Working Men's club last night. "Apathy is endemic in our poli...
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Funny story: Pothead gets off couch, applies for job

Pothead gets off couch, applies for job

Earlier this week, a Cleveland, OH pothead finally got up from his parent's couch, went out, and applied for a job. This according to the pothead's parents, who requested to remain anonymous due to embarrassment over having a pothead as a son.
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Funny story: According to Recent Studies, Ten out of Ten Americans are Lazy

According to Recent Studies, Ten out of Ten Americans are Lazy

According to a recent study, America is the first 100% lazy country. Steven J. Henrickson Ph.D. (Britain's top researcher of American habits) conducted the study by asking five hundred Americans to do simple tasks, such as changing the television...
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Funny story: Local Man Kicked Out of House By Parents; Invokes Squatter's Rights

Local Man Kicked Out of House By Parents; Invokes Squatter's Rights

VIRGINIA BEACH, VA - Unemployed local Ed Stepson, 37, was kicked out of his parent's house today by his father, Gene Stepson, 63, and mother, Jean Stepson, 59. Ed rejected his parent's proposal by invoking the antiquated "squatter's rights," giv...
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Funny story: New study finds that most people who own mobility wheelchairs are just lazy

New study finds that most people who own mobility wheelchairs are just lazy

A new study this week indicates that most owners of the popular electric wheelchair 'Hover About' are basically just lazy. A poll given to 1200 owners of this device found that people are sick and tired of the daily stress of walking upright.
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Banks will close even earlier on Shortest Day

Banks already close too early for most people's convenience. They will close at 11 am, on the shortest day, this year 'because we can 'says Exec.
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